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Eternal mood: leaving the apartment cos you’re tired of being alone, to go sit in a crowded bar so you can not talk to anyone because, frankly, everyone sucks

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@causamdicere This would be funnier if you then lost the car for some amount of time

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@causamdicere Are you referring to yourself, me, or David brooks?

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@causamdicere

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@causamdicere Did he tell you you were mysterious

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@causamdicere First off we are not a dive in the slightest. Second, I assume this was gin and ginger dude?

[Calum Barnes @balumcarnes]

RIP Ted Kaczynski, inspiration for the most understated footnote ever

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That was all a very long-winded way of saying I need another tattoo I guess

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Guess we’re on a theme this week

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Profoundly depressing that at a newly minted age of 37 I am the go-to person to talk about losing a parent because I’ve been through it twice

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Super hyped about seeing the Mojave again next week

One of these days I’m not coming back

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There’s an eternal joy and sadness when you realize you can step on cracks in the sidewalk and not have any superstitious consequences

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If I may quote @TodayinTabs : “reality? I’m so scared about reality.”

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@AoDespair @GreatDismal https://t.co/W0GsSwQKSl

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

nick castellanos in the NLCS might finally be what we need for kissinger