Amenda

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

@Pixar ⬛️

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

@ohvalerieshouts https://t.co/8H0C5AxBx8

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Coffee: You can do it!
Me: Yes, but I don’t wanna..

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

It’s no big deal mom!
You know just...
Work remotely
Have your children learn virtually
Keep your toddler alive, fed & entertained
You know just do your full time job, take care of the kids, be teachers aid and tech support all in one
#COVID19 #WorkFromHome #virtuallearning #help

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

#Describe your day by just using #emojis.

Mine: 🤧👩🏻‍💻🌧

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Can’t help but feel like a #superhero after #workingremotely for a full 8hr day and taking care of my #3yo.

It was just the 2 of us since dads back at the office, 2 older kids are visitin my momma and babysitter aka my brother took a few days off before headin to Army. #momlife

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

3 yo: “Mommy carry me!”
Me: “No, you can walk.”
3 yo: “My legs are broken, I can’t walk”
#toddlerlife

[UPS @UPS]

It’s notes like this one that keep us going, so we can help keep the world moving. #ThanksForDelivering https://t.co/yRSBwhHtgA

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Is it 5 P.M. yet?

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Wtf immune system! Toughen the fuck up!! I can’t be getting sick all the damn time!!! #workingmom #mondaythoughts

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

@InterestingSci1 @awoken_allen

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

I miss being a stay at home momma!!
#workingmom

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

2019 had its ups and downs just like every other year, but it wasn’t completely horrifying enough to say “fuck 2019.”

Choose to look at the positive and count your blessings. So instead of naming the bs from 2019, reply w/ something that made it good

#happynewyear2020 #NewYear

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Ask yourself
“Is it worth it?”

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

@ohvalerieshouts

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Just started working and already getting two paid holidays! Plus got a half a day today!

Can I get a hell yeah!!
#paidholidays #Thanksgiving #BlackFriday #hellyeah #workingmom

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

@_sebrynaaa_

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Guess who’s no longer a stay at home mom?!

✌🏻This mom!!

#workingmom #momlife #SAHM #firstday

[Amenda @caffeinated_ma]

Children can be so fuckin ungrateful!
Think I need to call my parents.

#momlife #children #ungrateful