Dave Chaston

Warning: May contain snark. He/Him. No longer here.

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@ReptilianBuff @Draeths @DebbieChaston @doctormoose87 @Chaos438 @F4ShaDoWeD Merry Christmas! Hope y’all have a good one!

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@oliverisatwit @NeAnOrScared Heard in Foxhill too, last one we felt too… no clue what it was

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@DebbieChaston @ThreeUKSupport It gets worse, @ThreeUK now are deleting update posts from earlier so if you didn’t know it started at least 6 hours ago you’d think you’d only just been part of the “small percentage” that can’t make calls. Just glad I have my work phone on @EE so I’m not completely disconnected

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

Just messing around, making some cursed CSS; as you do of a Saturday evening... (the animated version is even worse..)

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

Wait, so after all the posturing and gatekeeping that made me lose interest in the first place, it turns out leetcode is just advent of code without the festiveness?

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

Merry 2025 to all who celebrate

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@DebbieChaston @ReptilianBuff @Draeths What she said!

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@ReptilianBuff @Draeths @DebbieChaston @F4ShaDoWeD @doctormoose87 Merry Christmas dude, hope you have a good one!

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

Loving all the "beginner" gym workout guides suggesting "just" the 5 pull ups, 90 seconds of plank etc to get started with. Sir my current lifting routine consists of pint to face, lets set some expectations right now...

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

Good advice @VirginActiveUK, oh, wait....

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

BREAKING: Water is wet

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Sergio Perez and Red Bull agree to part ways

#F1

[Satan @s8n]

life

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@ReptilianBuff @WHATSFORDlNNER Bacon and more bacon….

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

@LucyDavinhart Lucky, it doesn’t actually count for about 8 more hours…

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

LGTM 👍 🐿️

[WallPapers 🔥 @Papers_app]

< Developer/Coder Wallpaper /> 🔥

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

So many wrong answers to this... Its simple BODMAS (or PEMDAS, I guess)

6 % 2(1 + 2)
6 % 2 + 4 ~~ Expand the Brackets first
3 + 4 ~~ Division next
7 ~~ then add for the answer.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Me: This show sucks
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

Can’t believe he’s requesting this on Rusev day…

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Miro has requested his release from AEW.

- @FightfulSelect

[Dave Chaston @CaffeinatedDave]

An awkward think to post before pagers started exploding….

[Android @Android]

A new era of texting has begun.