the one with all the sarcasm

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[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

Someone complained to me last night about my kid’s old team and I’ve never been so glad to get her out of a situation in my life.

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

Sometimes things work out and it’s takes a minute for you to see it was for the best. Other times they hit you full on immediately after.

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

Travel ball tryouts bout to send me to an early grave.

[Morgan Zerkle @mzerkleee]

Yesterday was a tough day at the plate.

I hit a riseball (NiJa’s might I add) on the ground to 2nd base… If I was coaching I would’ve told my athletes it was a good miss. As a player, I wanted to scream.

Later on in the game I hit an outside drop ball in the air to left field… once again, I would’ve said it was a good miss. As a player all I could think about was that I stranded the tying run at 2nd base & failed my team.

I say this because I’m 20+ years into this sport & still learning to trust the process. To expect more but not overthink & go crazy. Softball is so dang hard some days.

But I sure am grateful for another day!

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

No one tells you that when your kid plays travel softball you’re always teetering between an emotional breakdown and a stroke.

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

@SydniBurko @HerdSB Let’s goooo!!!

[ Legendary Self-Made Progress THA GREAT 🏁 @1EntreProNegro]

Why are y’all like this?!! 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

Just know. I have a meme to post on Facebook saved on my phone for the day after this season ends.

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

Me after one social event :

[Marshall Women's Basketball @HerdWBB]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐍𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒! 🏆

#WeAreMarshall

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

https://t.co/gL9M5mnYwX

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.”

Whack.

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

My mood in four gifs

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

There’s a difference between expecting high performance and expecting perfection.

[Ming-Na Wen @MingNa]

💔💔😢

[D1Softball @D1Softball]

Kelly Inouye-Perez became UCLA softball’s all-time winningest head coach with her 888th career victory Friday night.

The milestone came in a 15-12 slugfest over Florida.

🔗 https://t.co/eGA2wksq2f

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I keep seeing “we” are at war.

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

Me sitting here knowing if these parents had kids on my daughter’s travel ball team they’d all be kicked off because of their mouths.

[the one with all the sarcasm @caffeineNsnark]

Yasssss

[Florida State Softball 🥎 @FSU_Softball]

WE PLAY SOFTBALL THIS WEEK🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

#Team43

[Florida State Softball 🥎 @FSU_Softball]

The best shortstop in the country according to D1Softball and SoftballAmerica🤩🤩

#Team43