Corporate Monkey

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[Corporate Monkey @caffeine_monkey]

BRB, recalibrating the frame of reference for reality

[Goddess ishik 🍃👠 @ishikaaa_aaa]

Why is so much corn content on X ?

[Corporate Monkey @caffeine_monkey]

@redbullracing Alexa play the Dutch national anthem

[Emily♡ @ItsEmilyKaty]

Autistic shutdowns 🌙 - a thread.

[Fernando Alonso @alo_oficial]

@GeorgeRussell63 @MercedesAMGF1 Hola😇 🏆🔙😇

[prance @bocxtop]

every week is just 5 days of the most boring suffering and then 2 days of distracting yourself from the next 5 days...forever??

[kunjal @jalbabey]

just realized that us humans are not immune to squares either. tetris, sudoku, scrabble, minecraft and now wordle? we're all cats finding comfort in tiny boxes

[gulshan @ityade]

Having a shitty laptop truly humbles you. If you think you can annoy me please remember I patiently wait 30 minutes simply to open Google chrome :')

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I reimagined Coldplay’s classic song “Fix You” for @ChipotleTweets new film about the struggles facing the next generation of family farmers in America. To be able to make music while supporting such a great cause means a lot to me 🌽♥️ https://t.co/wh31QToVe3 #chipotlepartner

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

You’re struggling to understand why some people are vaccine hesitant. The “let me help you” megathread:

Imagine you’re a normal person. The year is 2016. Rightly or wrongly, you believe most of what you see in the media.

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

Who needs labels?? #LoveIsLove

[Zoë Paramour @ZoeParamour]

"If someone tells you to follow your passion, it means they're already rich."

[Priyanka Lahiri @PriyankaLahiri_]

I think everyone needs to be mindful of how they respond to an honest feedback by their friends and loved ones. If you are always defensive get into blame game, people will feel less safe to share their feelings with you and thats where it all ends

[dorku @Dorkstar]

Normalize being tired after having done nothing

[Corporate Monkey @caffeine_monkey]

Good music is everything!

[Mo @Halfmind_Mo]

Establish dominance by showing them what it means to have a kind soul.