Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁

Old lady. Music is life. MMA. Kicking autoimmune disease right in the nards. #FuckPam

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

I need Max to make me a miracle pill because a bitch been mostly dead for years.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

@mma_muse Look, I don't make the rules.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

I swear to Jeebus Cripes if spring doesn't get here soon ima go insane and take everyone with me!

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

What zodiac sign will call you every name in the book and break up with you just to call two hours later and act like nothing ever happened?

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

Social media told me it is National Compliment Day. These are the compliments I could think of for the government --

1. I always feel more intelligent after reading your work.
2. I wish I was as relaxed as you are about messiness.

How would you compliment the government?

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

@MactavishClan I'm a shadow of my former self but like a cockroach 🪳 I endure.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

It's been a long time but a bitch is back! 2022 was my lowest year ever but here I am.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

I mean of course it is

https://t.co/KBm6TSow92

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

Gary Oldman said he's retiring and I'm destroyed 😢 😔 but what a freakin epic legacy! It would take weeks to express the love I have for his talent and total dedication to his craft. This man threw his soul into creating iconic characters that will live on forever.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

Have the valkyries come get me, I'm going out in a senile, combative rage!

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

If I did horoscopes, this is how I'd do them.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

Memes are being mean to me again today

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

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[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

I don't know what it is about being in my 40s that causes such abrupt and spontaneous, daily rage but here I am.

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

It's science

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

If I wrote children's literature

[Big B!tch Energy🤨🤬☕😁 @caffeinecornett]

Those orange 🍊 scones from Panera live rent free in my head.