Martin Hues

local florist

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

What I really want to say is in these drafts.

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

Iced coffee is now $15 and a transformer makes it

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

I have exhausted my sympathy for the homeless

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

Trader Joe’s employees would make excellent MK Ultra subjects

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

0-0 stay desperate

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

People don’t sing in public anymore

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

“Three cups a day? What happens to you?”

[Philia @spectralfrenzy]

Has anyone else noticed their boomers parents are now glued to their phones like they're teenagers?

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

Government employees all look like they got beat with a stick

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

My face never ages I must be in God’s good graces

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

Have that coffee at 9PM and turn Adele on

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

The foodies are getting fatter

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

If you see me at the mall I’m ordering online

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

I’m in love with Hillary Duff

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

Plan like an adult believe like a child

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

@_jamico I hope the homeless defecate over your belongings

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

I need to do unusual things

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

I’m still trying to figure out who’s better at laundering money, pirates in Minnesota or Cuban inbreds in Miami.

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

I don’t care how many miles you can run you’ll never own a varsity jacket

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

@OceansideEsq The good ole competency collapse

[Martin Hues @caffeinefascist]

Always thought it was demonic how NBA employees will pride themselves on working 18 hour days. These people are sick