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[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

I definitely didn’t spend 3 hours of work today trying to fix my for loop just for my coworker to show up and tell me I could do the same action with a single line of code. Learning python is going swimmingly.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

Me: I don’t need to get a therapist. They’re expensive and I’m doing fine.

Also me: *googles if you can simultaneously be avoidantly and anxiously attached*

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

Me when I actually have to use my degree at work

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

Telling my coworker who has an M.S. in applied math that engineers use 3 for pi and 10 for gravity just to see how he reacts. #staytoxic

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

So, in twilight, it’s against vampire law to turn kids into vampires but teenagers are okay? We can’t have children vampires because they don’t have impulse control, but 15 year olds do? Make it make sense.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@sunnywithachans Well, I guess that is technically judging his age but not for the reason you think. Sorry about that.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@sunnywithachans No, I’m not judging the age. It was more for context on whether ex-wife is a red flag. Like if he was 23 and had an ex-wife, I’d be sus.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

I was today years old when I realized Amex is just American Express.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@sunnywithachans Wait, ex-wife? How old is this man?

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@pickledcelery8 Bro wut. It’s supposed to be 88 here today.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@Baguettibitch Bri watched this movie. I watched the first 10 minutes then went to bed.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@Baguettibitch Yea

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@Baguettibitch It’s giving Carrie Underwood from Soul Surfer (another example of a singer trying to act and doing a terrible job in case you weren’t obsessed with this movie as a kid)

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

I was super tired and kept dozing off while trying to do my work this morning so I drank 40 oz of coffee to try and keep myself awake. It didn’t work.
Anyway, turns out I have covid.

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@jayhasrisen As someone who has done this, it’s not true. It can bad liquor less terrible but vodka will still taste like vodka.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I’m from north carolina which means I have the secret sixth love language, Going To Cookout

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you can’t handle me when I’m off my meds, that’s completely reasonable i am a nightmare

[arkansas orange @caffeinegr3mlin]

@sunnywithachans