~oh snapplebees~

Millennial with an appetite for destruction. #RamsHouse

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

One time my family was on our way home from visiting my grandparents. It was nighttime with a bright moon, and the guy I was dating at the time said to me, "You look beautiful in the moonlight." All I said was, "Thanks."
It never occurred to me that he was trying to get a kiss.

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard #OnYourLeftist @UpToTASK]

I was sitting in the back seat of a car and a girl I liked sat back there with me. The girl put on some watermelon lipgloss and said “This lipgloss tastes great you wanna try it?” I said “sure” and took the lipgloss and put it on. She walked out the car. I never saw her again.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

Ok but Jovi is such a fuckin bum. It's not BeInG cOnTrOlLeD when your wife wants you to be home with your family instead of out partying. GROW TF UUUUUP you have a child to help raise. Yara deserves so much better than your goofy-lookin ass.
#90DayFiance

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

@RandPaul Nonexistent would be preferable, but will settle for a smaller.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

You being a total failure in life is not Elon Musk's fault. Blame the choices that you made that brought you to this point.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.

And there is now a trillionaire.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

Newscum bitch, I know you aren't getting on your soapbox about SHIT.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.

When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.

The system is rigged.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

Riot season starting on time.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Karmelo Anthony has been found GUILTY of First Degree Murder for stabbing Austin Metcalf to death

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

These freaks really stand for everything they preach against lol

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Actual Maine voters continue to back Graham Platner:

“The Democratic party’s come up short in a lot of ways in terms of like whitewashing our candidates and being so morally elitist and kind of entitled at times. We have to be willing to get dirty”

“His baggage is nowhere near their baggage. We’re talking about people that are felons and people that take bribes”

“I really kind of think that we all have skeletons in our closet and we’ve all made mistakes especially when we’re younger”

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

@AManEsoteric I kinda feel bad for them in a way, you know? A good portion of them married the first & only person they ever dated, or only did it because someone got pregnant and "had to make it right".

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

Why are Boomers are so shocked when you tell them how happy you still are after getting married? Is it really that foreign of a concept to marry someone you actually like???

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

@XAVIAERD By all means, good sir.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

@nypost @McJuggerNuggets "I don't want to bury my son."
No, you'll just have him dismembered and capitalize on it instead.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

@grahamformaine You are the farthest thing from "manly", soy Nazi cunt.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

You are the farthest thing from "manly", Nazi cunt.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

You can be a tattooed, deep-voiced, "manly" combat veteran who also goes to therapy and shows up for his neighbors. Those two things go completely hand-in-hand.

And I think it's important to have people who can show that, instead of a vision of masculinity that's hardened, shut off, and angry.

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

A couple of skate punks showing more spine than 96% of the chest thumping “MAGA patriots.”

When regular people start doing this, we don’t just reclaim our privacy... we reclaim the country.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

Calling bullshit right now.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Nithya Raman soars to a 71% chance of advancing to the LA mayoral runoff, as officials continue processing mail-in ballots.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

Bitch been playing games this whole time, why stop now?

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

President Trump is not playing games anymore. That's why he's revamping his national security team. Bill Pulte at DNI is a fighter, a bulldog, a businessman. The President is sending a signal

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

My brother-in-law was at a stoplight and had two liberal protesters tell him he was in a cult. All he did was make eye contact as he vibed to Sugar Ray.

This is why no one fucking likes you weirdos.

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

With all the gotdamn taxes California imposes on its people, YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD FIX THE FUCKING ROADS BY NOW

[~oh snapplebees~ @caffeinekrieg]

So, election fraud is real now? Go fuck yourself, you useless waste of breath. Fraud is rampant in your state because YOU allowed it.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

THIS IS YOUR WARNING!

DON'T MESS WITH CALIFORNIA'S ELECTIONS.