Maria

Someone please bring coffee and an extra airplane...

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Maria @caffeinemania24]

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[Maria @caffeinemania24]

Bored at work so I'm catching up on last night's #RHONY It's so good, I just can't 😂😂 I'm glad @Bethenny decided to bring back #GoToSLEEP
#Dying☠ #besthousewives #cantbreathe

[Sarcastic Pelosi Claps @SarcasticPelosi]

2019 Mood: Nancy Pelosi Sarcastically Clapping

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

This is potentially the most hilarious resignation I've ever seen...
#BelowDeck

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

The stages of finding out that @dunkindonuts is not bringing back Peppermint Mocha this year: 😭😢😧🤨
#No #Christmasiscanceled #Peppermintmocha

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

This is the best and I'm now going to apply it to daily life situations as well...

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

My new favorite thing to do to trolls who tweet rude message is just respond to them using a completely wrong name. It’s a subtle reminder that they don’t even actually know me.

(Reply to @michelleg123)
“Listen Brenda.....”

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

"...and they were hooking up in my living room and I had to listen to it, and it was daylight savings time, so I had to listen to it for an extra hour..." #Overheard

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

This reunion though ❤😂😎🤔 It's everything
#RHONY

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

Walking around work singing "Headband of the Day" because @johnlegend can make even the most innocuous thing sound beautiful...
#earworm #ThanksChrissyTeigen

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

My company gets a discount on @TMobile service so I called to switch. 2 1/2 hrs later they're sending my shipment to the wrong address and it's apparently my responsibility to change it, since no one at the company can #wtf #iwouldbefired #mariaproblems

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen there is 1000 feet of space around you and someone still runs into you... #WTF #Nope

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

I'm still obsessed with the sweaters! Now they have glitter and glam! 😍
#RHONY

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

When people show up late to the flight and still think they can get on:
#gateagentproblems #airlinelife

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

Watching original Law & Order and I am convinced Jesse L. Martin lives in his own timeline because he still looks exactly the same...
#LawAndOrder #Everyweekend #ThanksTNT

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

"My flight is at 550, I don't know why you won't let me check in!!!" Uhhh, it's 6 right now...
#airlinelife #timeproblems #nope #needatimemachine

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

@OrlDivaRealtor I want the robot one!!

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

Current obsession: @DorindaMedley and her variety of jaunty sweaters
#RHONY #DorindaMakesItNice

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

Internet isn't working, I call the company:
Service Rep (before I say a word): Are you calling because the internet is down?
Me: Yes
SR: We have no idea what's wrong, but we're trying to figure it out
I appreciate the #Honesty #internetproblems

[Maria @caffeinemania24]

When your flight is 1 minute delayed because the crew is salty AF about having to walk in the rain.... 😂
#Airlinelife #rain #Gateagentproblems