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Action. Reaction. Cause and effect

[Çağatay @cagacu]

"there is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause and effect." #myfirstTweet

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Holy shit. 🤣

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Gotta say, this is pretty accurate 🤣

Writer: Ian

[Çağatay @cagacu]

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[Jeremy @ManaByte]

This is one of the greatest photos ever taken by a human…so far.

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Follow the Artemis mission and spacecraft live.

https://t.co/uYp17VXtD6

[Elai @elaifresh]

Oil at $110 pivot to urban horses now before it’s too late

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

🚨: A petri dish of human brain cells just learned to play DOOM

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Covid was 6 years ago. 6 years.

[Çağatay @cagacu]

AI is not for weak characters.

AI Can Talk You Out of Being Right. New Research Shows How https://t.co/unW3TjNXbe

[Çağatay @cagacu]

After 2 seasons, 20 episodes of shit show, disaster, finally, great true Star Trek with us at season 3 in #StarTrekPicard
Yes i am a little late to watch 🫣

[Çağatay @cagacu]

@gothburz but they rewrite and improve 123516273% of their code with AI.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Update from Microsoft.

Teams is down.

Messages are delayed.

Some aren't arriving at all.

We're investigating.

Investigating means the AI is investigating.

The AI that wrote the code.

That broke the code.

That is now debugging the code.

It's a closed loop.

Very efficient.

A user asked why their message didn't send.

I said "we're observing recovery in our telemetry."

They asked what that means.

I don't know what that means.

But the dashboard is green now.

Green means fixed.

Fixed means we changed the threshold for green.

The messages are still delayed.

But the dashboard doesn't know that.

Dashboards don't use Teams.

Someone on the infrastructure team tried to escalate.

Via Teams.

The escalation is still pending.

Somewhere in the queue.

With everyone else's messages.

The irony wasn't lost on them.

But the message was.

We have a backup communication channel.

It's email.

Email is also having issues.

Unrelated, obviously.

The root cause is under analysis.

Analysis means we asked the AI.

The AI said "no issues detected."

The AI wrote the detection system.

It detects what it wants to detect.

Very self-aware.

Not in the good way.

Last quarter I said 30% of our code is AI-written.

Teams is closer to 45%.

We were proud of that.

Past tense.

The AI optimized the message queue.

It optimized it to zero.

Zero messages. Zero latency.

Technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Enterprise customers are asking for an RCA.

RCA means Root Cause Analysis.

The root cause is velocity.

We shipped faster than we understood.

Understanding isn't in the OKRs.

Shipping is.

We shipped.

Someone asked when Teams will be fixed.

I said "we're continuing our analysis."

Continuing means we started.

Analysis means looking.

Looking means hoping it fixes itself.

It usually does.

If you refresh enough.

Refresh is the user's responsibility.

We provide the experience.

They provide the resilience.

That's partnership.

The outage started at 2:30 PM ET.

Right before the holidays.

Millions of workers couldn't message their teams.

Some called it a disaster.

I called it "an unplanned wellness moment."

Productivity is a spectrum.

We're exploring the lower end.

The AI has proposed a fix.

The fix requires a deployment.

The deployment system uses Teams for notifications.

The notifications are delayed.

We're in a loop.

The loop is also AI-designed.

Very elegant.

From a certain angle.

Satya asked for a status update.

I sent it via Teams.

He hasn't responded.

I assume he's thinking about it.

The stock is up 2% today.

Outages don't move markets.

Narratives do.

The narrative is "AI efficiency."

The reality is "Teams is down."

But reality isn't in the earnings call.

The narrative is.

We're committed to reliability.

Reliability means it worked yesterday.

Yesterday is our SLA.

Thank you for your patience.

Patience means you have no choice.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation continues.

[Rohan Paul @rohanpaul_ai]

Robots in China are doing it all now, even dancing on stage like pros.

Here Unitree robots doing Webster flips and are performing at Chinese-American singer Wang Leehom’s concert in Chengdu.

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Bir yaşıma daha girdim. Mandalinali pizza gördü bu gözler bugun. Evet pişmiş. 😵‍💫

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Size bisey dicem, bu Turkiye,
i n a n i l m a z pahali laan.
😀 Bu ne boyle.

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Sosyal medya anketleriyle, postlariyla, mesaj forward ederek sikayetci oldugu duzenin degisecegini uman insan gerizekalidir. sana hersey mubahtir.
Aptalsin, gerizekalisin.

[Google DeepMind @GoogleDeepMind]

What if you could not only watch a generated video, but explore it too? 🌐

Genie 3 is our groundbreaking world model that creates interactive, playable environments from a single text prompt.

From photorealistic landscapes to fantasy realms, the possibilities are endless. 🧵

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Just finished #handmaidstale. Im telling you, this is one of the greatest show that ever been made. and it did a great finale.
Note; it is definetely not for marvel kind movie lovers, and not for idiot short movie watchers. It is a real art piece.

[Çağatay @cagacu]

Microsoft Authenticator is also dying. Im really sick of those password managers. It is always recommended to use them but there is not any stable one.