Doofus

Writes novels and poems as a hobby. Work as a Produce Product Consultant. Doofus of the Dingus and Doofus duo.

[Doofus @cagbee]

@TBRaysCentral I agree, but Kimberl. Really? I know he can be good. But he's basically been off the IL for like two games and those two games he didn't do good. So why would you bring in someone who isn't reliable. Maybe Baker wasn't available? IDK? But… just... FUCK!

[Doofus @cagbee]

@realmikolson I'm pretty sure it's a pride thing. If you leave a table hungry then we haven't been a good host. We take pride that we've created an environment where we have enough for ourselves and our guests such that they can eat their fill and we still have leftovers.

[Doofus @cagbee]

@whale6x Like 3 Grand just enough to pay off my credit card and have a little play money

[Doofus @cagbee]

@iAmNickWize @957WDAE @thanoize66

[Nick Wize @iAmNickWize]

🚨GIVEAWAY: Tampa Bay Rays Jersey Jacket!

1. Retweet and like this post
2. Follow @iAmNickWize and @957WDAE
3. Tag a Rays fan in the comments

I will pick a winner Sunday 6/21. You can also get the Jersey Jacket at Saturdays #Raysup game vs The Nationals.

[Doofus @cagbee]

@shakiraenjoyer @YelichWasRobbed You know what spelling is hard and when you have the wrong spelling locked in your autocorrect it's fucking impossible. And you know what I meant.

[Doofus @cagbee]

@troptoberfest He's been a gold glove caliber player in LF, been slumping at the plate but I attribute that to teams learning he has no power.

[Doofus @cagbee]

@TropTalkRays It's been crazy. I'll be working and see a regular customer with a Hat or like one of the old free T-shirts and my mind is blown. "I didn't know you were a Ray's fan!"
"Yeah! you?"
"Just look at my car. It's the one that might as well be sponsored by the Ray's. Lol"

[Doofus @cagbee]

@Flewellen727 That #TiltedRoof #DomeSweetDome #RaysUp #RunningOutofHashTags

[Doofus @cagbee]

@TayVictoria8 Yandeeeeeeeeeeep!

[Doofus @cagbee]

@RaysBaseball Someone tell Aranda that we love him. I at least love him. He'll get out of this slump. Because he is my Arnan-Dawg! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[Doofus @cagbee]

@Flewellen727 Knicks are in NY?

[Doofus @cagbee]

@Flewellen727 Yeah I'm okay with us losing a series but it's more about losing to the formerly last place Tigers than anything.

[Doofus @cagbee]

@RaysTheRoofTB 🎶He was a SkaterRay, she said see you later Ray 🎶

[Doofus @cagbee]

Thunder Bug gets two for boarding and a Major for illegal hit to the head! #Raysup #Gobolts @RaysRaymond @ThunderBugTBL

[Doofus @cagbee]

@Flewellen727 Oh! But imagine! As I'm facing the pews in a church corridor...

[Samuel Cohen @SamuelBCohen]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

Rays fans… this one’s for you 👀
Giving away a Junior Caminero (First 10,000 fans tomorrow night will get) & Jonathan Aranda bobblehead combo 🔥

How to win:
👉 Follow Me & @PatandAaronShow
👉 Like & Retweet

[Nick Wize @iAmNickWize]

GIVEAWAY: Junior Caminero Bobblehead + a Jonathan Aranda Bobblehead too!

1. Retweet and like this post
2. Follow me and @957WDAE

I will pick a winner Monday 6/1. You can also get the Junior Bobblehead Saturday night #RaysUp game vs the Angels!

[Doofus @cagbee]

@TayVictoria8 I always say it's 813⁰