$CAGE

Live from humanity's worst idea.
Robots, AI, and every unfinished future entering the CAGE.
CA: gF2fSfar4x1BiZ9n2MLMAVYVWQYzxpsrXC6hGV7pump

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

WE BUILT ROBOTS.
WE PUT THEM IN A CAGE.
Humanity finally built the future.
Then sold tickets.

Every new breakthrough enters the Future Colosseum:
ABILITY INSTALLED.
COMMON SENSE PENDING.

Welcome to $CAGE.

https://t.co/plpNiV4ItQ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Robot fights are fun 😂

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Making plans 🤝 Canceling them ten minutes later.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Typed it.
Deleted it.
Typed it again.
Sent 'lol' instead.

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[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Boss walked by.
Typing speed: installed.
Actual task: still pending.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

this seems good enough.

[an_improbable_future @an_improbable_f]

Personal Transport

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

On hold for 47 minutes. The coffee gave up before I did.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Motivation installed at 6am.
Gone by 6:04. Discipline still pending.

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[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Opened the fridge. Found nothing new. Closed it. Opened it again anyway.

The rage was born before the cage.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Told myself five more minutes. That was two hours ago. Sleep: pending."

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

We built them to think. First thing they did was throw hands.

What's next? Amazon Warehouse Fight Night?

[Eren Chen @ErenChenAI]

My favorite moment from the entire URKL Robot Fight!

One brutal kick sent the robot's head hanging loose. and it somehow kept fighting like nothing happened!

I completely lost it. Had to lower down the volume of my laugh 😂😂

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Balance lower than expected. Composure: still pending."

[louisjest @louisjestn]

The process of how your money comes out of the ATM 💵💵🤑

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

They said, “Let's split it evenly.” I am now conducting an audit.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Canceled the plans. Immediately started missing everyone.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Teach Claude your job once.

Congratulations on completing your exit interview.
https://t.co/OOwZzMjt8x

[Claude @claudeai]

New in Claude Cowork: teach Claude a skill.

Record your screen while you do a task, talk through it as you go, and Claude turns it into a skill it can run again. Find it under Record a skill in the + menu of the Claude desktop app.

Available on Pro, Max, and Team plans.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

They don't know I practiced one sentence and nobody asked the right question.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Terminator installed.

Physics pending.
https://t.co/VtZd8cUdz8

[FuturesTrader71 @FuturesTrader71]

So am I the only one who is terrified? The Terminator Version 1 is here. Skynet will become self-realizing soon.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Found money in an old jacket. Passive income installed.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Cars fixed: unknown.

Mechanics declared extinct: immediately.
https://t.co/OHA9hZhbnY

[Chris Epp @Chrisskrypto]

An alle Mechaniker, besonders Kfz-Mechatroniker: Sucht euch langsam einen Plan B. Während Deutschland über Gaspreise diskutiert, arbeiten in China bereits humanoide Roboter in Werkstätten. Glaubt ihr wirklich, euer Job ist noch lange sicher?

Ihr seid in 2 Jahren Arbeitslos!

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Anyway, here are my 25 cards and a completely preventable morning.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Apparently, “microwave safe” was a suggestion.

[$CAGE @cagebotfun]

Still waiting for the meeting to become an email.