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[amypetrey @cagedpet]

My #totinospizza Really Totino's?

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

The James dean festival is some of the best people watching ever

[UW serving Howard & Tipton Counties @unitedwayhoco]

Passports are stamped & we are going to China! Kindergartners are walking into the future w #HoCoPromise @cagedpet!

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

Is it drive like an asshole day? I wish someone would have told of it was.

[Shameless @SHO_Shameless]

The Gallaghers have one objective: #KeepAmericaShameless. DON'T MISS the new season premiering 10/2 on @Showtime!

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

I've been 4' 11" since I was in the 6th grade. Sorry pal, but you can't come up with a short joke that I haven't heard before!!

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

@cagedpet I've been on sick leave

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

3 hours in & my feet are already killing me

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

1st day back at work after 8 weeks off....I think I'm going to die!!

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

Last of the kids are in all day school now! Hell to the ya!!

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

I really need to find something to do today. I don't think I can handle sitting in the house all day again.

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

My neighbor just came running out of his house yelling "there's a dragonite downtown" & jumped in his truck shirtless & shoeless & sped off

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

Some people can make the simplest things into giant complicated messes.

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

My 5 yr old son just ask "can I play with the hose and put on a show & make it rain?"

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

So my new discovery is to eat my cereal out of cups. That way I can drink the milk afterwards & not feel like I'm 10.

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

Ok I'll admit it. I secretly pick all the marshmallows out of the lucky charms & blame it on the kids. #parenting secrets

[Lesley Cannon @mlamsmd]

Sumtimes u jus have to let go nd hope they make the right choices💔

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

I think it's a popcorn & popsicle kinda dinner night

[amypetrey @cagedpet]

It's July & im seriously about to put on winter clothes. Wtf?