DCagent

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

> you’ll never start a rocket company
> you’ll never build your own engines
> you’ll never be able to use off-the-shelf parts
> you’ll never survive three launch failures
> you’ll never reach orbit
> you’ll never win NASA’s trust
> you’ll never launch cargo to the ISS
> you’ll never compete with Boeing
> you’ll never compete with Lockheed
> you’ll never make rockets reusable
> you’ll never land a rocket vertically
> you’ll never land one on a drone ship
> you’ll never reuse a booster
> you’ll never fly the same booster 10 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 20 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 30 times
> you’ll never recover and reuse the fairing
> you’ll never lower launch costs
> you’ll never launch every month
> you’ll never launch every week
> you’ll never launch multiple times a week
> you’ll never carry astronauts
> you’ll never replace Roscosmos
> you’ll never fly civilians to orbit
> you’ll never manufacture satellites at scale
> you’ll never build the biggest constellation ever
> you’ll never make satellite internet work
> you’ll never make satellite internet fast
> you’ll never make satellite internet affordable
> you’ll never serve rural customers
> you’ll never serve aircraft and ships
> you’ll never build a methane rocket engine
> you’ll never make full-flow staged combustion work
> you’ll never build the most powerful rocket ever
> you’ll never build a rocket bigger than Saturn V
> you’ll never build it out of stainless steel
> you’ll never launch Starship
> you’ll never separate Super Heavy and Starship
> you’ll never relight Raptor in space
> you’ll never bring Super Heavy back
> you’ll never catch a booster with Mechazilla tower arms
> you’ll never launch 85% of mass to orbit worldwide
> you’ll never change the economics of space
> you’ll never force the entire industry to copy you
> you’ll never win
> you’ll never IPO

Congratulations to @elonmusk and the SpaceX team. You did what countless people said was impossible, and you did it time and time again.

Today is your day. You deserve this. May it be a glorious one.

[DCagent @CagentD]

@Lez_Yezhov Do you seriously think AC is causing global warming?

[DCagent @CagentD]

@SGTXavi I love the sound her feet make when she moves.

[DCagent @CagentD]

@lukasgescholow2 @robin_j_brooks >thenare

[DCagent @CagentD]

@MDickieDotcom Take your time MDickie. You’re a super dev and we love you for it.

[DCagent @CagentD]

@SpodicMaterials @_MLRA_ @FrenchieSnores So how’s that blockade going
https://t.co/LmU0E3EX4G

[Barchart @Barchart]

Israel Stock Market hits all-time high 🚨🚨

[DCagent @CagentD]

@Jojakelion2 @planefag It’s not, they likely need to reformat and reinstall which could take a week or longer.
Good time to be a splinter though I suppose

[zach @psychicpebble]

the friday feast

[DCagent @CagentD]

@Doha104p3 @andyofthings You are one of my favorite accounts

[Merrivius @merrivius]

I don't care what anyone says, this is a masterpiece comic

[The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 @TGTM_Official]

Chinese users on RedNote are silent after asking about the salaries of TikTok refugees. Beneath all the nice Chinese propaganda are tons of poor people who have no voice.

[DCagent @CagentD]

@nanalostaccount They just want to ride horses and sing songs. Okay?

[DCagent @CagentD]

@thedixieliberal I did track and field instead.

[DCagent @CagentD]

@BarrettYouTube

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

"Economic progress is fake because I, personally, am not doing better than my parents" is just the left wing version of "global warming is fake because it's cold today"

[DCagent @CagentD]

For my “US in the 1950s” elective back in the pandemic, my professor was a literal CCP defending tankie. He got angry in chat when I brought up Stalin’s aggression too.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Most profs would rather you disagree but be committed with the material than agree and be obviously lazy

[DCagent @CagentD]

@AssLatam Dude officially pulled his country out of recession per the news, I say it's fine for him to do a victory lap lol

[DCagent @CagentD]

@PeverellTom @CNviolations So show them how to read it

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

This is so insane on so many levels