ela 🐊

ain’t after your affection, and sure as hell not your money, honey

[ela 🐊 @cagewithoutkeys]

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[똥여우 @SilverFoxProjct]

직원이 날 정말 매우 긴박하게 부르길래 응급 터진줄 알고 청진기 들고 진짜 심각한 얼굴로 달려갔는데
얘 사진 찍어달라고 부른거였음

[very manly muppet🐝🇵🇸🍉 @mustardenemy]

.@pants found your art irl

[ela 🐊 @cagewithoutkeys]

@OhHailzYeah @Delta my friend is having her birthday party @ a wildlife rehab rn and I am missing THE OWLS

[ela 🐊 @cagewithoutkeys]

day full of delays on @Delta. I don’t let my used Toyota run out of gas but we’re stuck on the tarmac bc one light in the cabin is out and our jet’s on E :/

[ela 🐊 @cagewithoutkeys]

@proletarat oh please keep adding to this after Tuesday

[Mike Gagliardi (Tropics) @Mike__Gagliardi]

The Spokane Complex Fire is now confirmed to be the most destructive wildfire in the history of Washington State.

To put this into better context - this wildfire would be the most destructive wildfire in the history of 43 other states.

[Scope Report @ScopeReport_]

WATCH: Campers evacuate by boat as the rapidly growing Mitre Rock Fire spreads near Fort Spokane, Washington.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

RFK Jr. is bringing back diseases they didn't have in Little House on the Prairie

[jay @YOUFlRST]

how the last four days have felt

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

“Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands,” art by asmallfrogart

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

hate to say it but that post on here that was like "sept 12th 2001 was the safest day to fly" about getting taco bell rn was the best advertising theyve had in years

[saila @sailaunderscore]

There is a very narrow range from ~1998 to ~2005 in which you could be born without lead poisoning and also not be an Ipad baby.

[a northern flicker with “issues” @patchworkfemme]

whenever people are like “i don’t like cats! they make the house smell! i don’t care how often you change the litter box! that’s why i love dogs :)” i’m like oh… you don’t know?????????? 😀

[ela 🐊 @cagewithoutkeys]

I had a feeling on my first (very short) visit that Chicago would be my fave US big city. Now that I’ve visited 2x, yes, this place rocks

[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

No cuz this is literally fucking scripture… you literally have to stay high all the time to get them off your mind

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

literally watching this kind of thing shave years off the time my mom can live independently

[Noah Karl🌏🌌🚀 🇪🇺🇩🇪 @NoahKarl1]

The difference between

"There used to be hot summers too."

and
climate crisis.

[celica @genderatio]

the first nigga to fry a pickle had 2 be going thru something troubling