Calista

intense puzzles

[Cooper Hillier 🏏 @CooperHillier]

Me when I get an incoming call

[Calista @caggiix]

@RileyPickerZ @isitvanessa @DnbAllstars hiya!! My friend DMed you yesterday but now her account is locked!? God knows! Can you DM her on her insta https://t.co/Fi68eTqGD0

Or DM me? Sorry! Hopefully it’s sorted by Friday :)

[Calista @caggiix]

@djlerroy

[Calista @caggiix]

Imagine your manager refusing to remove a man from the pub who sexually assaulted a girl, and only does it when you kick up a fuss, to “cheer you up”.

Confused on where his priorities are. Do it for her, not for me.

[Calista @caggiix]

Trying to relive my 2019 summer :(

[Calista @caggiix]

Just cause I study events doesn’t mean I want to plan weddings. No one spends 9k a year. To plan weddings.

That’s my TEDtalk.

[Calista @caggiix]

@nlee__ @thom_pep Fat motive commencing

[Calista @caggiix]

@thom_pep is refusing to pre drink my nans 90th :(((

[Calista @caggiix]

Stressful moment when your group don’t submit the work and you’re trying to do it for them on a train. Like come on man. It’s not that hard :(

[Calista @caggiix]

@henaccc Let me suck those nips

[Calista @caggiix]

Crying at the gym is next level depressed.

[Calista @caggiix]

why do skinny white boys have big dicks

[Calista @caggiix]

having an identity crisis because the bus driver gave me a child ticket

[Calista @caggiix]

Being a sober friend surrounded by drunks isn’t it..

[Calista @caggiix]

July: the month that started with positive Covid and ended with positive Mono #immunesystem

[Calista @caggiix]

First shift back after dying in hospital and customers feel the need to shout at me. Fix yourself please.

Unless I died and this is my hell

[Calista @caggiix]

Day 3 of my covid adventures:

Started playing GeoGuesser, doing good.
Ate a box of heroes.. (including the box)

[Calista @caggiix]

Day 2 of my covid adventures:

Found some moldy shoes…

[Calista @caggiix]

Day 2 of my covid adventures:

Found some moldy shoes…

[Calista @caggiix]

Day 1 of my covid adventures:

Somehow I bird got into my kitchen shat all on the floor, walls and counters and went bye. All Undetected. Snake

[Calista @caggiix]

Day 1 of my covid adventures:

Somehow I bird got into my kitchen shat all on the floor, walls and counters and went bye. All Undetected. Snake

[Calista @caggiix]

Got covid and I’m vibing hard