Billy McCarron

I was born at an early age.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@anon_opin The only thing that makes avocado taste good is when it's replaced by something that isn't avocado.

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@WingsScotland She should have become a police officer to thwart her parents attempt at nominative determinism.

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@XtraLeicester The good news for Leicester players is they'll get a wee trip to Loch Lomond for team building, but this will be shortly before they get demoted or the manager gets sacked.

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@alysdenby Scots-irish comes from Ulster Scots i.e. people with Scottish ancestry that were sent to Ireland during the plantation and then subsequently emigrated to America. We don't use Scots-Irish here, but we do use Ulster Scots.

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@NMS_Screenshots It's understandable how you're feeling. Pets bring us so much joy. I only wish they knew how much they mattered, but I'm sure Aslan felt safe, and was lucky to have such devoted people looking after him.

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@JNHanvey Herr Flick of the Gestapo?

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@NMS_Screenshots I'm so sorry for your loss. He was a gorgeous looking cat.

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@BertDalziel I am terrible at wrapping gifts. I'm left handed, but I don't think it's a good enough excuse. It looks like an angry child wearing boxing gloves has wrapped the gift when I do it.

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@BertDalziel A misogynistic incel is visited by the Ghost of Vagina Past - which is his mother's vagina -, warning him that if he doesn't change his ways he won't be visited by any other vaginas. Traumatised by the sight of his mother's vagina he becomes a monk and lives miserably ever after

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@WingsScotland Did it pass? 🤔

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@BertDalziel Your haircut is nice. You look like you're about to give a piece to camera about something that has happened in the house.

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@BertDalziel Happy birthday, Cloud. You share a birthday with my great aunt Lavinia, who would have been 117 today, or about 900 in dog years.

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@MintSauceSarnie @GreenBhoy1967 @SSalyers2 @Jon86398752 How did every other country that ever gained independence from the British empire manage it, and why did none of them ask to be a colony again?

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@WATP72RFC George Brown was a headmaster at my school (Bellahouston Academy) after his football days. He was my mum's headmaster in the 60s.

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@Rab_Dickson1 I guess we can expect some new arrivals soon.

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@BertDalziel I honestly don't think we, the general population, can do anything. There's no options politically. All the traditional parties are a mess, and the one that's sprung from that chaos will offer no solution, but will make it worse. It feels like we're on the edge of violence.

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@BertDalziel I'm honestly glad I'm closer to the end of my life than the beginning. I feel sorry for anyone with kids that will worry about the future, though.

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@Rab_Dickson1 When do you open the restaurant? 🙂

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@BertDalziel Hopefully she'll be ok. She was lucky that you were there. It could have been much worse if she was away for a walk in the countryside or something.