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I am a cat, I sleep a lot

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@Aric333 @truthache68 ….and those cows are far away…faaaar awaaaaay…

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@Sahilkr11_ “Thank God, I’m out of that plastic bag……..oh shiiiiit!!!”

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@sadiafatma1278 16

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@XWorldCuisines “Check it out….”
Erm……nah!

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@end3of6days9 “Broken tv” erm no

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@gerywajantipis Who got murdered?#bluntforcetrauma

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@gotrice2024 Say “pup cup” again…

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@Gymvibe_ Did you grandma burn the house down making that?

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@mistressdivy The Human Centipede

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@RightScopee 2

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@CheriDiNovo @dussyme Same! Helen but called Nellie.

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@Matt_Pinner Put the house on the market.

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@OwenJones84 Pretty pathetic mate. You would’ve been cock-a-hoop if Kim had lost. Cosying up to Galloway was cringeworthy, even for you. Your opinion is irrelevant now. You’re simply a professional troll now.

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@chalimangp @OwenJones84 Totally

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@NicolaSturgeon Typical - a draw is a “brilliant result” 😂

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Mr Potato Head to lose "Mr" title in gender-neutral rebrand.
And the world is safe again! https://t.co/wfAdItInkk

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@HackneyAbbott What an idiot. The enemy within!

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@Paul_Convery @RichHL And the dumb thing is, when you drive there you still have to do the test yourself. They might as well post them to everyone.

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@DerbyChrisW @UKLabour Labour is fast adopting the title “Opposition”. Something it wasn’t when you had anything to do with it.

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@AngelaRayner @jeremycorbyn I’ll never forget the 10years under the tories that idiot has given us. How very disappointing Angela. I don’t think you can be trusted now.