Colin

Sometime preacher, photographer,care worker - in fact anything to keep the Wolf from the door. loves cycling, radio, books, gardening, photography and rugby.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

I am raising money for Help-Portrait. Bring back the smile. Click to Donate: https://t.co/OHA0KBDzPz via @gofundme

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@brianmoore666 It's educational however to see potential business leaders of the country unable to distinguish between breadcrumbs and crumble mix to coat fishcakes in. Makes one feel our economy is in safe hands.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

Of course it has to be...

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

👀 The most popular anthem may surprise a few!

🤔 What's your favourite #SixNations anthem?

#BBCrugby

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@JaneyGodley They are a pair of outrageous hooligans. Don't let the last ones fool you.

[Heidi BCyA 𓅪 🐓🐈‍⬛ 🧡💙 @fundraiserheidi]

8 year old Heidi is cycling the distance from Paris to London to raise money for Alzheimer’s Research U.K. and Macmillan Cancer Support. Follow the link to donate if you would like to.Thank you. https://t.co/BihtMepqlM

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@fundraiserheidi @chris_kammy I don't know if you are collecting jokes from all and sundry for your book, but this is my favourite. I managed to burn my Hawaiian pizza. I should have used aloha temperature.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

In the year 125AD, a Greek philosopher named Aristides attempted to explain Christianity to Roman Emperor Hadrian. Here’s how he described these early Christians…

“They love one another. They never fail to help widows. They save orphans from those who would hurt them. If they have something, they give freely to the one who has nothing. If they see an immigrant, they take him into their homes and rejoice over him as a brother.”

I know very few people who would describe us the same way today.

Most folks see Christians primarily as unwavering supporters of a convicted sexual abuser with 91 felony charges, gatekeepers who fight to keep anyone they don’t like out of their churches, and pursuers of political power which is then wielded in ways that harm our most vulnerable neighbors.

We have fallen so far. Lord, have mercy. Something has to change.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@DanNeidle Whilst acknowledging the real pain of those caught up in this; I also struggle to sympathise with those who sought away of avoiding paying income tax on 85 per cent of there taxable earnings. I'm an not saying they deserve it, but the vast majority of people pay what they owe.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@TweeetsOfDogs I'm not a advocate of violence, but people who discard their pets because they are too old need a slap. I hope the shelter refused her a puppy - she is unfit to own a dog if she will abandon it when it gets over a certain age. God for you adopting this adorable dog.

[Royal Air Force @RoyalAirForce]

Our Promise.

We believe there is a home for every Military Working Dog (MWD), & that will always be our last promise to all our MWDs who have dedicated a service to us. 🐶 🐕

If you'd like to find out more about rehoming an @RAF__Police MWD, please email [email protected]

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@piersmorgan But it wasn't given to her was it? She topped the vote didn't she? Actually when you think of it she did win that, so not sure what's your problem. It's called Democracy Piers.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@Lucy_Worsley I always remember my fiftieth birthday with one card's inscription in broad Scots. Whit a scunner noo yer hauf a hunner. English translation loses some of its poetic charm. What an annoyance now you are half of a hundred. Happy birthday!

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@BBCMaryam People have made so much out of a joke at work. This will all pass and sensible folk will see it for what it was. A laugh.

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

Is anyone out there still ironing? Is ironing still a thing? I was brought up to believe adult life would involve a lot of ironing, but simply hanging stuff up seems to work just fine.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@mcnott @BBCMaryam You must be fun at parties

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@BBCMaryam Ha, love it. Nothing to apologise for.

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@AlistairMay Many are cauld, but few are frozen.

[Mr Man @MrMadness101]

@ProfBrianCox I like this Brian explains them perfectly

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@brianmoore666 Congratulations, a lot of hard work rewarded.

[NHS Lanarkshire @NHSLanarkshire]

Our Emergency Departments within University Hospitals Monklands, Hairmyres and Wishaw are extremely busy. This is a result of an increase in patients attending for emergency treatment. 1/3

[Colin @cagneyspal]

@TheMontyDon Oh my goodness, I am so so sorry for the heartbreak you and your family must be feeling. Dogs and pets are all so precious