Cagozi

Live a bit. Laugh a lot. #RT not endorsement. Lead us not into temptation dear Lord… be merciful and deliver us from evil

[Cagozi @cagozi]

In my family, we collabo to solve family issues especially those that have to deal with younger family members. My cousin had a stupid thought & started executn it. We r currently on a call addressing d issue. Boy does not know we can travel to his school & fcuk him up.

[Cagozi @cagozi]

Bro the kind of relationship I have with the people I do business with amuses me. I’ve not met 90% of them but when you hear us talk on the phone, we sound like we’ve know each other forever.

[Cagozi @cagozi]

I will always love Unthinkable by @aliciakeys. Always reminds me of a time in NYSC camp

[Cagozi @cagozi]

My brother randomly calls me on a night when I’m very tipsy, hails me & says I am his secret weapon. I’m like Ugonna pls I’m too drunk for all this hailing. Let my eyes clear b4 you start all this your washing. Spent the evening drinking and bantering with my boys and I’m happy

[Cagozi @cagozi]

Whose father is riding Wike’s divk on tv?

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Celebrating Global Excellence in Our Youth.

I am immensely proud to see the official tweet from former U.S. President @BarackObama , celebrating the incredible brilliance of our own Njideka @AkunyiliCrosby . Her exceptional talent has brought our shared history to the global stage through the unveiling of the first joint portrait of President Obama and former First Lady @MichelleObama .

This monumental achievement is a powerful reminder to Nigerian youths of what is possible when talent is met with hard work and discipline. Njideka, who is also the daughter of our late Dr Chike and Prof. Dora Akunyili, embodies the very best of the excellent Nigerian spirit.

As the great philosopher Aristotle rightly noted, excellence is not an accident; it is a habit, the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution. Njideka's global success proves that true greatness comes from this consistent, daily dedication to one's craft.

I urge our young people to look up to
individuals like her as true role models. Success is not found in shortcuts, but in the relentless pursuit of excellence, honouring one's roots, and using your gifts to make a global impact. If we remain committed to merit and hard work, the new Nigeria we desire will be built by such exemplary minds.

With focused and hard-working youths, a new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Cagozi @cagozi]

Soludo is definitely a nonsense person.

[Justin Ugonna @JustinUg_]

✭ JESUS.

[VICTONY @vict0ny]

Debe, spin am!

[Blessing Uzzi @blessinguzzi]

You’ve all made Call Of My Life the film of my life. ❤️
Thank you, West Africa, for all the love and support. Keep watching Call Of My Life in a cinema near you.
#COML

[Cagozi @cagozi]

Bro everybody is fight an and their battles. Forget all the perfection you see and the front we all put up, once people trust you enough to open up to you, you will give them a bear hug by the time they are done talking.

[Ụzọamaka Power @UzoamakaPower]

hi
i’m the highest grossing actor of 2026
i’m the highest grossing writer of ‘26
and God is good.
thank you to the loves who have seen our gorgeous labour of love.
keep spreading the word.
i love you for watching. #coml 😘

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Young King,

Keep your words and act with honour. If you can't keep a promise, be honorable and present a detailed explanation on why you can't meet up.

You are a king, not a Nigerian politician.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Every terrorist was once a child.

The difference between a future engineer and a future extremist is often opportunity, education, and hope.

If Nigeria is serious about security, education should be treated as national defense.

Instead of investing only in weapons, invest in educating children.

[Speed Darlington Akpimmuo @AkpiSpeed]

New song coming soon

[Cagozi @cagozi]

🤣🤣🤣

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Barack and I were so honored to have @AkunyiliCrosby create our portrait for the Obama Presidential Center. Her artistic brilliance shines through — and the way she infused such life and joy into the piece is truly extraordinary. We love it, and we think everyone who visits the Center will too!

[Cagozi @cagozi]

I love randomly hearing songs that are my vibe playing in stores. Colour me surprised when I hear a song that is totally my vibe playing in the store, I Shazam it and discover that there’s an @Usher ft @burnaboy track - Coming Home produced by @Pheelz. Song is 🔥🔥🔥

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED

My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.

If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!

Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭

I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.

Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.

If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.

I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂

3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.

She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.

We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...

Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?

Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!

I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.

I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...

Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?

Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.

Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.

I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!

Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.

That was how I left madam with car oo.

1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....

She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.

I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂

I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣

And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜

Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...

Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?

Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.

In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜

That was how we came back home quietly.

I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.

As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.

One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"

I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"

Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.

Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.

Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄

OBINRIN BURU O!

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[Cagozi @cagozi]

I watched this video and kept laughing and calling Cross Ikechukwu cos he really needed the strength of God with this Angel babe. Angel na level 9 character development.