GOD: okay everyone gets one thing from this bag of traits
ELEPHANT: i shall take a long nose
GOD: how fun
BUTTERFLY: i shall have beautiful wings
GOD: oho yes very charming
MOSQUITO: i shall be a heinous little bitch
GOD: you know what this is my fault i did put that in the bag
I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie Iโm like โyeah that was funโ and itโs usually because I got popcorn and a big soda