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[caillin @caiIIin]

I don't believe in Karma but last night a guy asked me to put my # his phone but instead I venmod myself 5$ and today I got hit by a truck

[caillin @caiIIin]

My ex ran by me while i was sitting on the beach and we made eye contact YET HE RAN THE SAME ROUTE BACK!!! Like okay ur clearly not over me dude

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

what if.. we were on the same google doc.. and our cursors.. touched 😩

[caillin @caiIIin]

thinking about the time i went to a human sex class in college and the guest speaker discussed how she was dating tetris and cheated on tetris with hurricane irma

[caillin @caiIIin]

I thought I was over my ex and then he drove next to me on the highway and I started crying

[Courtney Cook @c00kc0]

@bestinsio I once made someone draw a graph of how much they liked me over time vs. a graph of how they felt towards their ex (who they got back together with) 😬😬😬 it did not make me feel better it looked like this:

[caillin @caiIIin]

The more I get to know my cats, the more I think we were a lil quick to judge the lady on my strange addiction who was addicted to licking her cats

[caillin @caiIIin]

@jillianjh7 i want to but he thinks i doesnt have a twitta

[caillin @caiIIin]

whats the most casual way to brag to your ex about a denver broncos player sliding into your dms

[caillin @caiIIin]

@erinthoughts one that should definitely not have a license / be in prison

[caillin @caiIIin]

@erinthoughts how is declawing cats even legal this makes me so mad

[caillin @caiIIin]

@Coralcay94 love u bb !!!!

[caillin @caiIIin]

I'm strugglin to get over latest heart break but at least I didn't do this to my hair like last heartbreak

[caillin @caiIIin]

@llaur_j 😙 i wish i wasnt serious lol

[caillin @caiIIin]

My ex still hasnt viewed my snapstory and im starting to think i ran 26 miles for nothing

[Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh]

my gf’s dad my gf’s tires

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‘no tread on me’

[caillin @caiIIin]

Who's the worst UF Marco

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

30 for 30: What if I told you a thrown shoe cost the University of Florida a shot at a chance to play in the college football playoff

[caillin @caiIIin]

@anabelleee17 r/thumbcats is my fav subreddit !!!

[caillin @caiIIin]

Been a little down lately. Changing my Hulu password so my exes talk to me