practical jokist

this is my punishment

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

saying “he was mayor when the knicks won” the same way ppl say “he was mayor during 9/11”

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

sources say Chris Rock is still stable.

Please God.

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

tired: nicole kidman beta blocker combo
wired: timothee chalamet beta blocker combo

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

mbj best actor=red mirage

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

and the academy award for best actor goes to…. ALANNA UBACH in TED SEASON 2

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

every variety oscar prediction

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

its relationships by haim weather in nyc rn

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

quinn and jack hughes really got tree paine on the case omg….

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

maura higgins being the allegheny county of traitors

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

jack hughes is lisan al-gaib, quinn hughes bene gesserit reverend mother

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

last night i went on a date and started talking about the skarsgards as if they are players in a team sport and he has not texted me since

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Amanda Seyfried was robbed.

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

i promote testament of ann lee to every body that walks through my theatre as if it’s my movie and searchlight is paying me to say it amanda seyfried if nobody has you i have you !!!

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

does anyone know if we’re hungering and thirsting for righteousness tonight

[tamara ♡ @pacinosangel]

should've been them btw

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

if you are in line to get rose byrne her oscar STAY IN LINE

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

you’re laughing. jesse buckley is holding onto rose byrne’s critics choice award and you’re laughing.

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

day two in mamdanis new york and they’re clapping at nicole kidmans amc ad again #woke2

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

christmas day. are you a
1. marty supremacist
2. (song sung) blues brother
3. comedian
4. ann lee

[practical jokist @cailancomp]

josh safdie….. welcome to papas orchard

[A24 @A24]

Christmas caroling. Behind the scenes with Josh Safdie, conducting a special rendition of Alphaville's "Forever Young" for MARTY SUPREME.