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[Daniel @xdxnxiel]

Love island is so fun to watch if you got someone to talk about it with.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[k @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I'm definitely the person you meet through other people. I'm not outside enough for you to just stumble upon me 😂😂

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[abby @lovesicknoon]

PAP SMEARS ARE MILDY UNCOMFORTABLE AND EMBARRASSING AT WORST. STOP FEARMONGERING. STOP LIVING IN FEAR!!!!! you know what’s more painful than a pap smear? CERVICAL CANCER.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

The heroin addict says antidepressants are bad for us. I wanna wake up from this fucking nightmare.

[Kal @HOLYKAAAL]

what a privilege it is to be in good health and be able to move your body

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

why was texting so fun when we was younger? that shit is a task now😭😂

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

[masha @masha_slp]

sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

A gentle reminder that a man who goes to work to “provide for his family” is actually sacrificing nothing And would still have to work if he didn’t have a family

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[★ @Luv_Xcuses]

Even if a man told me the sky was blue i’d still look up just to make sure. Never trust a man