Cailee Pastoor

Be Still, and Know... Psalm 46:10

[Cailee Pastoor @caileepastoor]

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Last day of vacation and I found “Crocodile Hunter” on Hulu. I’m not doing anything else today.

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I don’t know much about these teams or the sport of football in general. But I do know that the Patrick dude sounds like Kermit the Frog.

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My husband @jstnpstr has his Masters of Science and is seriously super smart. But sometimes, he’ll tell me things about how certain things work, so every once in a while I feel the need to yell “THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL” just to feel included.

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@jstnpstr usually packs my lunch in the morning while I’m getting ready for work. Today, he secretly put cookie dough in my lunch box...I’ve never loved him more.

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@jstnpstr Sorry I can’t skip out on work

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Along with all the Biblical reasons of only getting married once, you should also only get married once so that you don’t have to wait at the DMV for 4+ hours...

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@jstnpstr And me.

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So, what are your talents?

...I can sneeze with a full cup of coffee in my hand and not spill any.

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@AshleyBloemhof @jstnpstr

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@AshleyBloemhof No... he refuses to give me that :(

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Get yourself a husband who delivers monkey bread, coffee, and bacon to you while you’re still in bed.

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Sunday's convo:

Me: Hey, in like 6 weeks we can actually take Sunday naps in the same place!
@jstnpstr: That's like week 10 or 11 of NFL.

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My dad can't be the only dad that talks in a Donald Duck voice...

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@5ft7Blonde No way. Wouldn't want to be a third wheel.

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@5ft7Blonde Do you ever feel like Justin and Daryl are more excited to see each other than they are to see us?

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✌🏼Chicago. I'll see ya soon, Dordt.

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Saying goodbye doesn't get any easier.

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@AshleyBloemhof UM YES.

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Starting to think April the giraffe isn't even pregnant #aprilfools