Y’all almost impeached a president for cheating on his damn wife but y’all can’t even get close to impeaching a president for putting children in cages, wyd
Tonight when I was serving an old lady told me ‘it’s a shame you have your ears pierced because you’re such a handsome young man’ yeah well idk how to tell you this ma’am but chances are your granddaughters nipples taste like quarters so do you want ranch w your wings or what
We need a throwback party where we just get wasted and sing these songs at the top of our lungs:
Tongue Tied
Buy U A Drank
Ignition (Remix)
Mr. Brightside
Bedrock
Wasted
Colt 45
Get Low
Hey Ya
Replay
Young, Wild, & Free