cails 💥

she anemic and i’m her iron man 💪🏼

[Yana🌸 @yanaaszn_]

The way a man fits you into his schedule says a lot about what he thinks of you and the role you play in his daily life

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

gave work nothing today, ready to drink

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

having a crush on me is like thinking the stripper loves you

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

Replacing lol with muahaha this month

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I used to be crazy I still am but I tucked that shit into my back pocket

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

I ALWAYS keep some mean shit to say tucked in my ass DON’T come fckin with the queen

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

[⟡⋆˙♡ ݁˖⟡ @xxk1llsw1tchxx]

She’s a 10 but she bites

[angele @yaoiangele]

dont act like i wont kill all of us right now

[ceo da hipocrisia @anacronicars]

No meu currículo, vou incluir que sou capaz de trabalhar com o coração partido, com fome, de ressaca e com raiva, sem diminuir minha produtividade

[🍭 @prettypinkwapp]

yeah i’m weird but it’s tight so

[Leslie @badbitbutitsok]

How to lose a guy in ten drinks

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

using his bicep as a stress ball

[ary 𓏲ּ𝄢 @mayoonrr]

ideia de date: eu tomo uma garrafa de vinho inteira e vc lida com as consequências

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

I only take a man seriously when I realize no one has access to him like I do. I do not entertain community property.

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

I think I'm at 1 HP

[tay @tayswizl]

i like when a man thinks ill be drunk after a few cocktails u don’t know who ur dealing with