Cailie Paterson

[Stephen Harper @stephenharper]

Let there be no misunderstanding, we will not be intimidated. Canada will never be intimidated.

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

Haven't tweeted in ages, not sure if it's still a "cool" thing to do #adultstryingtobecool #notsincejuly1st

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

#zamboned verb: meaning to have been boned behind the zambonie "I can't believe you got zamboned at the fish fry last night!" @bowflexxx666

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@MadelnCanada To celebrate #CanadaDay I'm going to throw #timbits to the #Canadiangeese while I enjoy a beer like our ancestors used to!

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@PatheticRambler sounds like she's winning at #CanadaDay!

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

#kwikkab is also cheaper than the other companies...so don't pay more money, unless you live on #danardst @NeuB20 @dani_k44

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

Kwik kab is 40% safer than other cab companies in Flin Flon (excluding the hooter van!) #triedtestedandtrue #kwikkab #3066880003

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@NeuB20 croc flip flops not cool to 2-step in! #slick #notinacoolway #needcowboyboots

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@NeuB20 hitting up the hooter in crocs flip flops! #wrongshoes #mixup

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

The difference between high school parties and adult parties, is meat trays and cheese dip! #adultpartiesrock #mmmeattray

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

Rules for doing your hair, dont put the spray lotion next to the hairspray! Its hard to see through the back combed mess! Eff! #highhairfail

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@chadbrad81 welcome to twitter babes!! #youregonnaloveit

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@tomgreenlive every time I gas up I always say "eeeee, I got the gaaasoliiiiinnneee!!" You can't find good tv like that anymore!!

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@s_naber soon it'll be..."Changed 4 diapers, no leaks!" #superdad

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

Jazzed that I showed my uncle how to use the coop app on his phone, now he brings me his 2 for 1 milk! #thanksbeauchamps you guys rock!

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

It's National Sibling Day so take a moment to imagine the person you could have been had your parents' attention not been divided.

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@BennKinsley oh my.... #canneverunseethat

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

@s_naber Bon and Ger bear made some good looking kids (you being the best looking one of course!! Lol)

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

"@bluthquotes: Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!" @Fireman_stifler does this sum up your weekend?! Lol

[Cailie Paterson @cailiejan]

#hudbayhockey. Combining Canadas two favorite sports, #hockey and #drinking for 23 years