cailin :)

just some things i find funny. enjoy

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

Biden made banks stop surprising you with hidden charges. That's gone now.

$35 insulin is gone.
Medicare negotiating drug prices--gone.
EPA, HHS, Dept of Energy--gone.
All consumer protections--gone.
Dept of Labor. National Hurricane Center.
NOAA.
National Parks.

1/6

[heidi™️ @INALLMYSP1TE]

“hayley can you sing this in a key that other people could follow along with?”
“no”

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍

https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

✨🫶 My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989 🫶✨

https://t.co/klomIqGx38

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[mizge @mihailo____]

Julia Fox doing her own makeup before the Oscars party

[ً @artfuIchaos]

your parents house have everything you need except peace.

[bri @bribrisimps]

amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this

[🎧 @nihilisims]

i have decided to never feel anything ever again. Thank u all for understanding

[jamie amalea pappas @jamieamalea]

Don’t blame COVID for cancelling your holidays. Blame the government that did nothing while 250,000+ people died, lost their jobs, and fell into poverty.

[Dylan Robbins @DopeDyl]

such a different thanksgiving this year... my heart is with all those who might have an empty chair at the table this year due to loosing a loved one from the pandemic, or just not with their family b/c they are keeping their loved ones safe ❤️ let’s do our part & wear a mask.

[Shy @SharonShyBrown]

COVID-19 has revealed the lack of empathy in a lot of people.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Fergie lied when she said Big Girls Don’t Cry. I cry 3 times a week minimum, explain that

[Brian Thee Aspie 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @ProfessorBLove]

Never forget that 2 members of Fall Out Boy were in a punk band called Racetraitor. They wrote anti-racist and anti-imperialist songs. The name of their first EP is called "Burn The Idol Of The White Messiah".

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

A slave trader's statue thrown from the docks? Shakespeare couldn't write such poetic justice.