Harry Caines, Jr.

South Philadelphian. Utah State Aggie.

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I make angry funny.

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The "Funhouse" episode from The Sopranos is perfection. Vincent Pastore's portrayal of Big Pussy in the climatic scene (and the entirety of season 2) was brilliant. Every viewing reminds me of how great TV can be. Next time I watch that ep, I will tear up.

RIP, Vince.

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MySpace to make a comeback.

That brings me back to 2006.

Not a great year, but certainly better than the entire 2020s.

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@TheFIREorg @sarahemclaugh A despotic oligarchy can control countless millions of people if they prevent them from having guns and speaking freely.

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@glukianoff And I only wrote this 8 years ago.

You beat me to it. Grrr!

https://t.co/l21tBb304v

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Everything I said and wrote in 2020-21 about the despotic response to Covid was true.

It was all an intentional overreaction.

The mental collapse alone should be enough to jail the perps for life.

And Trump ain't innocent. Fauci easily duped him into the shutdown. Moron.

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Me and Cooper, 8 years ago today.

He is 17 now. Blind, mostly deaf and does not want to go on walks. He does not seem to be in pain, so the Vet says the end is not nigh.

I look at this pic and remember how vibrant he once was.

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@glukianoff "Words are violence" is used by those who know their idologies can not stand up to verbal or literary scrutiny.

The syllogism:

1. We use words to debate.

2. My words can not win a debate.

Therefore,

3. Ban words.

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@glukianoff For a while, the D&D ep of Community was unavailable on streamers because Senor Chang appeared in blackface.

This despite the Black characters on the show being in on the joke.

Censorship of artistic expression never dies.

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2 thoughts about the movie Obsession.

1. I've dated crazier.

2. While I admire the story, the film fails because the lead male is the most spineless, beta male on Earth. The film is an indictment on how wimpy many men under 30 are. He deserved to be terrorized.

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Why am I quoting my hatred for White Lion with a pic of me giving blood? Guess what song is on the radio whilst I am tethered to this damn thing?

4 minutes of Living Hell.

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@BrianPhillipsa1 Awful song. And yet, somehow, When The Children Cry is more torturous.

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@PubliusDB I love how Mormons charge me zero % interest when helping me move heavy stuff for free.

I keep waiting for Vito and Guido to show up to collect the bill that doesn't exist.

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I love soccer. But it is hard to take the sport seriously when players diving looks like Clint Eastwood just shot them with a gun.

Ridiculous dive.

#worldcup

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I just rewatched MST3K: Final Sacrifice. The show that gave the world the line, "The bacon-y smell of Canada."

Apropos for all occasions.

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@BrianPhillipsa1 Awful song. And yet, somehow, When The Children Cry is more torturous.

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The reason I am fascinated with Warrant resurfacing is that it is entirely random. An unremarkable hair band from 35+ years ago has their songs rise from obscurity in 2026. It could be worse. It could be White Lion.

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Warrant. Heaven. I haven't seen that music video in decades until just now. No true metalhead would ever admit to liking that song, or anything from Warrant.

It feels like 100 years ago. I hate getting old.

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Warrant. Heaven. I haven't seen that music video in decades until just now. No true metalhead would ever admit to liking that song, or anything from Warrant.

It feels like 100 years ago. I hate getting old.

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My biggest regret in my life is that I was not a nicer person in my younger years. I might not be constantly sad had kindness been my priority throughout my existance.

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My streak is over.

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I have correctly picked the last three World Cup winners and five of the last six. My one failure was the Dutch when they lost the 2010 Final to Spain.

My pick this year:

Brazil

#fifa
#fifaworldcup
#worldcup

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Twice, in 2 different locales, in the last 6 days I have heard Warrant's Cherry Pie. This after not hearing the song for at least 30 years

For an unknown reason, I find that noteworthy.

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You and me and the Devil makes three.