Randall

I like to cut paper. Find my art at and

[Randall @cairand]

Moder Jord
Paper. 8x10
The name is a nod to the reference model’s Nordic name and the earth tones of the piece. There are three layers, two jigsawed and one on top for detail. #artoninstagram

[Randall @cairand]

@RAanalytics How much is that in Dick Van Dyke's per second? Who thinks in 5 yards/sec? Also, 5 yards/sec equals a 20 second 100-yard dash. No one is impressed with that stat. Overshown was shot out of a cannon at times, but these numbers aren't impressive.

[Randall @cairand]

@maddenifico Reminder--they are all dancing like crazy holding a $1k instrument at the same time. Have to nail the moves, save the instrument, and hit the notes.

[Randall @cairand]

This looks like a @GeorgeDunham special from the minds of Hanna Barbera

[Randall @cairand]

@IanKarmel Maybe you just need a local French baguette vending machine that fresh bakes bread for you on demand
https://t.co/sqtQH8YLRz

[Randall @cairand]

@24trump4prison @vissersixxx He broke the cardinal rule of guns: don't point it at anything you don't mean to shoot. Every weapon should be treated as loaded at all times. There is no joke here. That gun has one purpose and she should be scared when it is trained on her.

[Randall @cairand]

@vorpalteeth Yes, every kill was a staged artistic masterpiece rather than a guy in a sackhood shooting people and running away. It was horrifyingly beautiful but also insane. This will sound oxymoronic, but where were all the normal serial killers?

[Randall @cairand]

@KrustaceanPlays You know who gets lost in the series of tunnels first? The map guy. The guy that released the mapping drones and whom should know more about the tunnels than any other human. He gets lost. Him and the guy that followed him. Everyone else just walks straight out.

[Randall @cairand]

@GrantAfseth Tom Gribble, Dallas radioman. This is his 1920s newsman bit. It is greatness. He always goes for the biggest names. Find his short encounter with Phil Mickelson.

[Randall @cairand]

@verymoisturized I watched one testosterone-fueled guy try to punch another testosterone-fueled guy at a bar during halftime of a football game because he thought he cut in line for bbq. Men fight over the pettiest stuff imaginable all the time.

[Randall @cairand]

@Dalbodog My dad was stationed in Germany in 1964-67 with the 2nd Battalion 78th Artillery regiment. He saw adog sprinting around the projectile landing zone. He and my mom adopted him and named him Projo. He swore by that dog with all his life. Projo was the home protector and good boy.

[Randall @cairand]

@slowpuke_ Renn Faire plot line

[Randall @cairand]

@nut_history Every park surrounded by 3 square miles of parking is vomit inducing. Just awful. The Ballpark in Arlington is a great park itself, as long as the heat is bearable. But it is in a wasteland of parking lots

[Randall @cairand]

@jemelehill Mr. Mom

[Randall @cairand]

@AmericanGwyn Only riding over the Greeks if it is after 1500. Needed European horses to show up for that feat.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

This breaks me open every time.

[Randall @cairand]

@Alphafox78 "Pacific Ocean" -- three Cs, three different pronunciations

[Randall @cairand]

@1SG_Rich @MenInBlazers My exact response

[Randall @cairand]

@WarrenJWells I would add, saving money by buying a house and hour plus from work, then spending less time in said house because of 2+ hours of commuting every day

[Randall @cairand]

@JVMonte2 Nine Inch Nails with David Bowie opening

[Randall @cairand]

@littlebillie Living in a B&B