Caitriona ♡

broccoli deadly

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

When we found out I was dyslexic my nana got me a card saying get well soon hahahahahaha

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

it’s almost 2024, why can we still not add the leap card to our phones to tap on pls @dublinbusnews

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

can we leave the term ‘it’s giving’ in 2023

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

my bus driver is wearing a stab vest, sad sight to see in your own city

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

@jodiesnowflake the thing was class used to check the cinema times

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Bad Gal billi …

wit no new album…

lemme talk my shit 😜🇧🇧

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

@unofficialdonie I didn’t have it on me so I couldn’t get them hahahaha

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

I just got ID’d in spar for a packet of skins

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

hi rihanna is so prefect in every way bye

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

any new years plans going

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

thought it was the 10c in his finger

[Collie Ennis 🕷🐸 @collieennis]

Remembering the time I had an unmerciful pain in my finger with non stop, repeat infections and swelling.
I took a blade to it in frustration one day and discovered a snakes tooth that had been lodged in there for a YEAR unknowns to me!

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

Bit shite when someone tells u ye look tired when your not hahahah like sound that’s just my face x

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

if sunday is ur favourite day of the week ur very weird

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

why’d they get rid of sunrooves in cars

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

abolish the cowboy hats

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

Hahahahahahah liked abroad, who’s gonna tell him

[Quizzmaster @Quizzmaster1]

@HarleyShah For someone who devoted their lives to making our country liked and well-respected abroad. For being a class act and being the glue which binds diverse peoples . A unifier. She was the nearest thing we had to a saint.

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

every window in the gaf shut and can still hear garth brooks from croker my god make it stop

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

@seanronan_ Hahahahahaha cracked up at that

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

wish there was a tablet form of sun cream

[Caitriona ♡ @cait_dempsey]

forgot about this absolute gem

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

N for Niagara Falls 🤣🤣🤣