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I never log in to this app anymore but I just have to get this off my chest: Wordle is the new FarmVille.

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like for real I am so ugly it’s actually kind of funny

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i wouldn’t care about all of my autoimmune symptoms if my mf hair would just grow back. I’m sick of looking like I was horrifically attacked by toddler with hair clippers 😂

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it is honestly comical how dysfunctional my body is

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okay but why do I have a fucking kidney infection too?

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I just want a normal body with a normal immune system that doesn’t try to kill me every chance it gets

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something is coming 🧐

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not that anyone asked but my thyroid freaked tf out and made all my hair fall out but we are back on track with a normal TSH. 🥴

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I never go on Twitter anymore but I logged in just so I could tweet @hulu and BEG them to make the commercials and the program the same volume. These commercials are too damn loud.

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Using a gaming keyboard in the office creates a hostile work environment. I said what I said.

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I NEED A MF BREAK

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I really don’t think I’ve ever been this tired

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yeah sorry but I’m gonna need to pet 52 puppies today or i WILL die thanks

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I just said “I’m in my mid-twenties” out loud and audibly shrieked.

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I don’t know why, but I have been listening to Spring Awakening on repeat lately

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Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

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I’m way too tired today

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A 13 year old just sent me a DM on TikTok to tell me I’m a bad singer 😅 lmfaoooo bro

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The highest highs are followed by the lowest lows. Trust the process ❤️

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The most powerful thing I’ve ever learned is that I am still learning about myself.