Cait Andersen

[miia @miiagarro]

you’re in his DMs

i have him blocked

you will understand in time

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

A girl will ghost you and the whole time she’s waiting for you to text back again

[^ @whisperandwords]

idgaf how many fish are in the sea. i want that fish. that fish is my fish. i love that fish and i will forever love that fish and i don’t want no other fish but that fish

[masha @masha_slp]

yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever been a super talkative, enthusiastic person but slowly over the years and after trauma you watch yourself become more quieter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isn’t who you are anymore?

[z @z4pych4n]

twitter is great cause u can read peoples diaries without breaking into their house

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[tw1li6ht❗️ @tw1li6htwh0re]

Stop honking at me I’m tryna tweet something

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

I will marry the guy that emails me when i block him

[໊ @cdoll]

you ever just

[hera @shiningdaisies]

they should invent good things that happen to me

[fishious @fishquichee]

I finished twitter. Read everything

[nora 🐞 ISO noah dc @norazseason]

downfall by noah kahan and the worst friendship breakup of your life

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

[فاتي @bbygfatz]

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman