Caitlin 🐧

she/her/hers | @ohiou & @WoodlandHillsHS alum | yinzer | writer, editor, designer | teacher @studiogdance | tweets are own & do not reflect my employers

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

Legit saw a girl at a bar in OCMD using a metal fork as a hair holder and god damn I just witnessed a dinglehopper in its natural environment

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

@TribLiveHSSN Did the WH USC feed go out?

[Woodland Hills FB @WoodyHigh]

Woody High 7
USC 0

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Charlie Kirk's death still doesn't take away from the fact that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile and in the Epstein files.

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

@ProjectLincoln I feel so bad for all the armed service men and women who wasted their Army anniversary doing this bullshit

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Someone want to tell her?

[Steel City @SteelCityBrand]

Yinzer protests are niche 😂 iykyk

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

@UniversalORL I linked my season pass and am logged in but the system keeps telling me to complete my passholder profile 2 buy Epic Universe tix…I can see the EU purchase banner but when I click it, it sends me in circles. Been in the queue for almost 3 hours now!! #askuniversal

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired.

Let’s start with Elon Musk.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

The Pittsburgh weather came to play. 🌧️

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

Waited 2+ hours for @Applebees from @DoorDash and they canceled my order bc DoorDash effed up. Thanks for no dinner!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[OHIO Alumni @OHIOAlumni]

Thank you to all the alumni who recently joined us for Bobcats at the Ballpark in Pittsburgh! 😸💚

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

@joeybagovdonuts

[Vintage Jerseys & Hats @PolyesterUnis]

54 years ago today, Dock Ellis threw a no hitter while high on LSD. #RESPECT @Pirates

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

@joeybagovdonuts Dick Van Dyke - he’s I think 99 and been kickin it forever!

[Taylor Ashbrook @taylor_ashbrook]

So Colin Kaepernick gets blacklisted from the NFL for advocating for black lives, but Harrison Butker can give a misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic speech without a peep from the NFL, and I’m supposed to believe that it’s CONSERVATIVES that are getting “cancelled”????? GTFOH

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

@goldthought @StarbucksCare That too!!

[Caitlin 🐧 @caitap]

Just made a @Starbucks run and basically paid $6 for steamed milk…this 6-pump chai latte is absolutely tasteless 🤢🤢