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the journal factory burned down:

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Guys I neeeed a guido. Hell, at this point I'd settle for an Indian in ed hardy shirt

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I fuckin love the ig liked by friends feature bc i NEVER woulda seen this Jennifer nettles of Sugarland edit otherwise

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"body snatcher" this 🙄
"motionless in white" that 🙄
y'all posers ever heard of a little band called The River bottom nightmare band ?! ‼️🤩🙏💯

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the sobbing noises that just escaped my body while listening to she lays down by the 1975 need to be studied by the government

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who want me ?! ( I'm evil and deranged)

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used to end all my letters as a kid with "I miss you and I love you and I hope to see you soon."

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can't talk here. groom me on kik

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when u have don't even have 12 hrs in between shifts & ur winged eyeliner looks like shit & ur homegirls strict asf & his followers still goin up & ur car headlights stopped working and u still buns at the game & theres no customers so u lk just have to sit w this shit.

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YOOO DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE GOT dull domestication free from pressure to pursue TOMORROW?!

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when u on boost mobile & low-key chopped & his followers goin up & u banned on venmo & still buns at the game

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working on making it to my deathbed with no loving words unsaid.

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I hope john taffer holds you at gun point

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got a complement on my "middle eastern accent today". I grew up in upstate NY so I'm not totally sure what that was all about

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gettin married for dat health insurance #sheaintevenknowit

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If your wondering why my brain works the way it does its bc my cousin and I didn't know where to get weed ages 12-15 so we would smoke literal grass rolled up in computer paper.

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does telling a man a knock knock joke count as a body?

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I fear he's plotting on me like Kyoko and Yuki

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how it feels when a man asks me what I like to eat and I have to admit that I eat:

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I just be telling anyone my business. I don't give a fucckkk.

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coco from Zoey 101 is the most relatable character in cinema history