You know you’re an adult when one of the best things that happened this week was finding out @Instacart now delivers to your house. Mind you, I also accepted a job offer this week.
Republicans, do Your duty as Americans. Tell Trump to stop playing fiddlyfuck and concede so we can get on with the nation’s business. People are dying.
It’s too early for me to be feeling happiness. My body doesn’t know what to do with it. I’ve thrown up twice, I haven’t blinked, I think I just spoke in tongues for a second