〰SassyCatus〰

makeup obsessed, marine biology, sleep deprived, pitbull mom

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@squishmallows Omg please!

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If I’m having a bad day I just think how my roomie thought when male cats get neutered their whole penis is removed.

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Questions Pence has answered:
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[MarilynnMonHoe @MarilynMonH0E]

Is pence going to answer any question or just ramble and deflect? #DebateNight

[Alexander @alexander_grae]

when someone interrupts me while im talking #DebateNight

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Just saw a man beat a beer off his head while his buddies filmed him:

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Not sure if my liver will ever recover from the Bach party
#keepingupwiththeklippis

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Soup season is almost among us🎃

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@JeffreeStar Thanks mom ❣️

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My roomie went back to work today. I have never felt so alone. 😔🤘🏻

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I have more plants than I do friends.

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On my balcony at 3 am with some hot tea, wrapped in a blanket while it’s thunder storming. Oh and I have my dog. Lite is good l.

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Petition to ship all the people protesting to open the country back on a deserted island. We don’t need them.

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So, I’m depressed at 2 am and can’t sleep. But I remembered I made horchata. I am still depressed and sleep deprived, but at least I have horchata.

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We’re in the middle of a pandemic and fuck boys still trying ask me if I’m up.

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I wish these bitches would wash their cooter and stop buying bath & body works lotions
-Roomie 2020

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I buy 100’s of dollars in toys for my dog, but he would still much rather play with any stray sock.

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Got my roomie addicted to That 70’s show and I can die happy now

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It’s 41 degrees and my roomie turns the A/C on. Please stop trying to kill me.