Caitlin Hotchkiss

never not talking, thinking, dreaming about froyo

[Caitlin Hotchkiss @CaitHotch]

@ComEd What about seniors living at home who have heart monitors to plug in?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Hannah Gadsby is back for their third Netflix comedy special and it's dare we say… a rom com?

@HannahGadsby: Something Special premieres globally on Netflix on May 9

[Netflix @netflix]

They call him Baby J out in these streets

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

GULP. Three years, four countries, a million risk assessment forms... Perfectly Legal is available worldwide from today on Netflix. Enjoy, my international chums! x
#perfectlylegal

[Marshawn Lynch @MoneyLynch]

Wait til y’all see this shit… ain’t gonna be no @Netflix & Chillin’, hella funnies, all 6 episodes.
Be sure to peep my man @arnettwill & my fellow detectives @sharonstone @annefrances @ConanOBrien @kenjeong @kumailn do what they do.

[Mashable @mashable]

Murders, scheming socialites, and the return of "Tall Girl." https://t.co/Xxrk7xByda

[Netflix @netflix]

Welcome to Murderville, a new series starring Will Arnett as a detective who, in every episode, has to solve a murder with a new celebrity guest star as his partner.

The catch is: the guest star is never given a script so they have to improvise their way through the case!

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Five more days until we put this year to rest. DEATH TO 2021 is now streaming.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Are you Dan Flashes next designer? Can you make a shirt worth 1 thousand (or 2 thousand dollars)? See here for details and send us your shirt!!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Gaga > Maga

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I found my joy. It was Michelle Obama’s hair. COME THROUGH CURLS AND VOLUME.

[Julie Bykowicz @bykowicz]

Start your Inauguration Day with some of Amanda Gorman’s beautiful words. She’ll read her new piece at the Capitol ceremony.

“For while we have our eyes on the future,

History has its eyes on us.” https://t.co/AN89SUvGyT

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

If you recognize any of the scumbags who stormed our Capitol please notify the FBI. “FBI Seeking Information Related to Violent Activity at the U.S Capitol Building”
https://t.co/C6VXfhCYGv

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Rudy Giuliani should be in federal custody.

What the FUCK.

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

Trump is not allowing Pence's chief of staff into the White House. So if you think Trump is going to play along nicely for next 13 days, I have some rainbow unicorns to sell you. He must be removed! #25thAmendment

[Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe]

JUST IN: “This is not news we deliver lightly,” @margbrennan says as she reports: Trump Cabinet secretaries are discussing invoking the 25th Amendment to remove President Trump. Nothing formal yet presented to VP Pence.

“I’m talking about actual members of the Cabinet,” she says