David Kaufman

Makin my way on fire escapes

[David Kaufman @UDKauf]

@JoshDubowAP Juuuuuust gonna leave this here.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

He knew

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

OFFICIAL 2026 NBA FINALS PREDICTION:

During his career, Tom Brady didn't win the most MVP's, or have the most All-Pro selections, or have the best regular season efficiency numbers or have the best playoff efficiency numbers. But he did have the best defenses, special teams, field position, coaches and cheating scandals.

Spurs in 6

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

When Kansas did a version of the SAVE Act, it purged around 40 ineligible voters - and stopped 31,000 legal citizens from registering to vote (12% of all applicants). That's 775 legal voters lost for every 1 ineligible voter.

https://t.co/pQNflYWjx7

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Note the connection between Trump’s Venezuelan campaign and Stephen Miller’s immigration crackdown, as foreseen by Asha Rangappa. (Hat tip to @EricColumbus for spotting)

https://t.co/BlRLkuyBTT

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Mahomes is out and the Chiefs lose by 17 points to the worst team in the league.

Unrelated, remember when Tom Brady got hurt and his team still won 11 games with a high school QB? #GOAT

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

We restarting the MVPat 2025 campaign after that embarrassment? I have a lot of bad things to say but maybe the best way to say it is how can you not come away from that game realizing just how F’ing much that guy has done for this franchise this year (or these last few years)

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

FIRST PLAY OF THE GAME and we have a MASSIVE issue with the Chiefs running game. To be very clear I put this on coaching, not Pacheco. The angles are wrong and it takes away what could have been a massive run to start the game. Stuff like this frustrates me endlessly. Sound up.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Tom Brady in NFL Season 8: going for his 4th ring, loses in the Super Bowl

Patrick Mahomes in NFL Season 8: going for his 4th ring, loses in the Super Bowl

Tom Brady in Season 9: injures knee, team misses playoffs

Patrick Mahomes in Season 9: injures knee, team misses playoffs

[Chiefs Insider+ @Chiefs247365]

Andy’s play calls don’t work and he runs a broken scheme that other teams have completely figured out.

[Brandon Kiley @BKSportsTalk]

The Texans drives in the 2nd half before the #Chiefs went for it on 4th & 1 from their own 31-yard line:

3 plays, -4 yards
3 plays, 2 yards
3 plays, 0 yards
3 plays, 0 yards
6 plays, 19 yards

Total: 18 plays, 17 yards. I just don't get it.

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

Chiefs have six drops tonight and at least three I can think of that would have been a first down. Gray, Hunt, and that one from Rice. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all six drops on third down

[Mark Gunnels @MarkAGunnels]

The times when Andy should've been aggressive, he wasn't. When he should've punted, he went for it. Can't make this up.

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

I know, I played for the Chiefs, the NFL is rigged, blah blah. Gets hit right in the face, it’s the definition of the penalty

[David Kaufman @UDKauf]

@ByNateTaylor Our third down defensive coordinator: Bob Sutton

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Delayed handoffs to Isiah Pacheco aren't doing it for you?

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

“holding, defense #20, automatic 1st down”

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

So back-to-back crucial penalties on Washington where the explanation is literally just “yeah the refs fucked up.” Very cool!

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

My God if this was the Chiefs we'd have a congressional hearing

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

For the Chiefs conspiracy theorists, 119 penalty yards for Kansas City, including several ticky-tack PI calls.