Caiti Kirk

most likely thinking about the cubs and taylor swift she/her

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

A goal I didn’t set for myself but knew I had to finish. A baseball game in all 31 (30 current plus Montreal) MLB stadiums.

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Whoever decided to put animals on the feet of baby pajamas deserves a big ol’ kiss on the lips

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

How do you convince a 3 month old when they’re tired, they can simply *go to sleep* instead of screaming for 20 minutes?

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Torn between wanting the Lightning to lose but wanting Brandon Hagel to win

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

thank u for the birthday gift ian

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

NUMBER 8 FOR NUMBER 8.

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Weightlifting looks a lot different when you and your partner have to alternate feeding your 7 week old and exercising

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

If we’re all gonna die in some nuclear war because Tr*mp is a raging lunatic can it happen after I have the chance to take my son to Wrigley Field and Disney World please?

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Happ saw the contract extensions and took them personally

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Maternity leave perks @Cubs

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

My only postpartum goal for myself was to fit into my Pi Day T-shirt today. I succeeded. I’m so happy.

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

My kid let me sleep for 5 straight hours last night so I will be celebrating with a glass of wine tonight

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

I’m one week post parasite evacuation (birth) and all I can say is the smartest decision I ever made was not marrying a complete loser. I didn’t change a diaper until Friday and if my husband wasn’t back to work today I can guarantee I still wouldn’t be changing them

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

My postpartum ass really didn’t need them to show Guy Gaudreau and then Johnny’s kids in the team picture after the game ended

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Why are my Facebook and instagram feeds full of people making the same ugly AI collages of their lives? I thought we were all starting to realize how bad uploading pictures of yourself into AI is???

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

I find it incredibly rude that I can’t order the Lululemon Canadian Olympic clothes because I don’t live in Canada

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Silly me for thinking we could get through more than two examples in Calculus. I should’ve anticipated needing 5 minutes for my students to come up with the formula for the volume of a cube.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

However bad and dumb and evil you thought this administration was going to be, they have been somehow worse by an unimaginable margin.

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

An e-learning day has already been scheduled for tomorrow and suddenly my desire to do anything the rest of the day has plummeted

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

I have very strong feelings about how the National Anthem should be sung. No one does it like Jim Cornelison.

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

Not attending the Cubs Convention this year for the first time (besides Covid) since 2016 so if the Cubs win the World Series this year I will be taking credit.

[Caiti Kirk @caiti2012]

There’s nothing like a train stopping and blocking your route to work to start off your Thursday morning