mr crabs

dead mans party

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@bincegabby Noooooooooo

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old southern women be like "that's my pocketbook, I don't know you"

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@SurlyGriffith I have a pink jean jacket that I've been wanting to paint but I'm too lazy :(

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@lazyboneskuehn

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@robitussin_jr I found my childhood wallet today and I felt like you would appreciate it

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music ruins me

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@SurlyGriffith when I was 5 or 6 I had my first bike accident. I had scrapes all over my legs and belly and I was crying and asked my mom if I could watch Babe.

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I wish I could feel he way a dog does when it sticks its head out the car window.

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instead of fog machines bands should have "vape artists" that go on tour with them.

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@robitussin_jr mxpx or nothing

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heaven just isn't hot enough.

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@BakedSabbath Same! And it was right by the buses too. Shit was wild

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when I was in 6th grade our DARE teacher made us play basketball with drunk goggles on. I fell on the ground and was crawling around after the ball.

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I've never been too drunk to ball.

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@BakedSabbath weed or mtn dew?

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mashed potatoes are so good.

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I got a twitter in 2013 just so @JODYHiGHROLLER would retweet me. WHY AM i HERE AGAiN

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who is michael jones

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do you ever wish that the mothman would come visit you?

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@stonecoldSP bruh you're still hot