Caitlin Johnson

I once cried because my pizza didn't have enough cheese.

[birdy | president of ben solo’s alive club @radicalreylo]

“because anyone else would’ve been electrocuted or blown up by one of my traps…hehehehehe” #TheLastOfUs

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

I will not accept, “this presale was bigger than we thought it would be!” You knew it would be more than expected. And now I wasted five hours, just to be kicked back to the start, multiple times. 12/12 @SeatGeekHelp @SeatGeek @taylorswift13

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

A Swiftie’s Tragic Quest to Arlington Tickets (a thread) 1/12:
Like every other anxious TicketMaster verified fan, I was thrilled to receive the presale code on 11/14 for AT&T Stadium on April 1, 2022. My preferred concert day!

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

2:10 PM: I haven’t moved in the queue since then.

5 hours trying to get these tickets. Two tickets! I was in the event page. And never even had the chance to get them. I worked the @taylorswift13 Reputation show from the venue side. I was PUMPED to finally be an attendee. 11/12

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

@stacey_rmz It means it’s going to kick you back out to the start of the queue. At least that’s what it did to me at 11:00. And I’m still waiting in the queue again.

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

@mas_finger @SeatGeek SAME!! Both of these. And this is after it let me into the map, accepted my code and then kicked me back to the queue. @SeatGeekHelp @SeatGeek this is embarrassing. I will no longer take “this presale was so popular,” as an excuse.

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

@SeatGeekHelp I’m still stuck in this grayed out map (not showing tickets) purgatory for Arlington Taylor swift! Am I still in the queue or am I left on this island of nothing? Verified fan presale code was approved.

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

@SeatGeekHelp I put my code in for taylor swift verified fan presale in Arlington, it has the event listed but it’s a gray map and won’t let me select tickets. What is going on!!

[Caitlin Johnson @caitjohnson_]

Every time I slice garlic, I try to get it as thin as Paulie #PaulSorvino 🕊