Maybe: Caitlin

I’m like if a cute girl was an uncle

[Maybe: Caitlin @caitlin_davidso]

he looked like he would be fun
to fix
but I am not
Bob
the builder

-rupi kapur

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[Morgan ❤️💜💛🐝 @kilday_morgan]

"That's exactly why you walk her to her car"

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

Luigi’s Body (2024)

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[t. @thandoau]

nothing tops being with your friends man, this is really what life is about.

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

you’ll never catch me being nonchalant. i’m a die hard chalanter. always chalanting. giving so many chalants.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

It's nothing worse than accidentally becoming a important person at your job.

[Maybe: Caitlin @caitlin_davidso]

The best part of driving an ‘06 Toyota camry? I can run into stuff and it’s like nbd

[no @zedonarrival]

every time i see a plastic bag floating in the wind i think of katy perry. if she has no other impact, she has that

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[katie @katefeetie]

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

[Queen of Jeans @queenofjeansPHL]

knee deep in the passenger’s seat and biden dropped out is it kamala now?

[bug girl @buggirl]

i’m like if donkey from shrek was a beautiful girl