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[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

@jorja_hebden Bitch let’s go shopping #woofwoof 🐾

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

How have I not stopped accidentally voting on Instagram story polls yet???? Yeh sorry Sarah your new hair do looks shit but I wasn’t ready to tell u that 🙃

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

Well Megan is wearing two different dresses so.... 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #LoveIsland https://t.co/z6KRdtKkt2

[The Tab @TheTab]

Georgia and Jack's kiss was fake? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR US? #LoveIsland

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

Update - he has been recovered safe and sound, in pyjamas at the ponds observing ducks.

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

My housemates boyfriend jumped out her bedroom window this morning because the landlord came to do an inspection. He has no phone. Current status - still missing. Last seen wearing funky shorts being stuffed out of a ground floor window in the Sheffield area. Cash prize reward.

[bonnie @bonnieleebrown_]

I actually wanna cry

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

@annieraistrick i miss your tragically unlucky ass also

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

failed an exam, had the car break down and had a bus run my only pair of glasses over all in the space of 12 hours SICK why do bad things happen to good people srsly

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

@GeorgeCordice you’re going to hell

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

anyone who can pull the seeds out of a pomegranate in less than 3 days needs a fucken medal

[corr @ForeverCorr_]

just read a comment under Tristan Thompson’s latest IG photo saying “you broke your daughter’s heart before any other boy could” and now idk if I can continue on with my day

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

always get anxiety when I leave the flat on my own cos I have no one to tell me whether my outfit ACTUALLY looks ok or if I have a line of make up under me chin or if my hair looks like I’ve just been plugged into a socket or if I just look like a train wreck in general tbh

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

of COURSE my jeans have ripped right across my ENTIRE bum cheek for the WHOLE of harrogate to see thanks so much topshop lotta love huns xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

people who spend more time videoing and snapchatting themselves when they are driving than actually looking where they are goin STRESS ME THE FUCK OUT MAN, NO ONE FUCKEN CARES ABOUT YA SHITE MUSIC TASTE OR WHERE U ARE “en route” TOO goodbye

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

why do @SheffCouncil insist on gritting the roads but not the pavements? just went arse ova tit after almost completing what was close to a mile of sheet ice, and took some poor old geeza down with me #pedestrianscrashtoo

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

@annieraistrick why do we do it to ourselves

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

got a graded presentation at 9am, done 1 slide of the powerpoint, yet I’m sat in bed watching videos of people popping spots 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 why am i like this

[caitlin @caitlin_jm]

@jorja_hebden 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀