Getting drunk calls, as I'm lying in bed, from my 17 yr old sister & her mates is really shedding a light on how uneventful my Saturday nights are... 🤘🏻 #livingmybestlife
Watching #harrypotter 6 and Slughorn goes 'I'll give the luck potion to whoever finishes Draught of the Living Death in the remaining hour!' And Eilish just goes 'That has to be a double period...?' ⚡️
Parenting tip: Wrap a load of empty boxes under your Christmas tree addrsssed to your child. Every time they misbehave, pick up a box and throw it in the fire.
Tinder man:Yeah I'm a gentleman, marriage material some might say
Me:*sigh*The Gentleman trope is a boring stereotype perpetuated by a misogynistic society to reward men for just not being terrible & marriage is a an archaic, patriarchal institution imo but ok, do you like cats?
The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.