Caitlin A. Winkelman

veggiehead | animal lover | tree hugger

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

so where’s my 💎🤷🏻‍♀️

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

@petewentz @KimKardashian remember when u 2 kissed in the “thnks fr th mmrs?” video? 🥰

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

I will never understand a) how people with no bills are constantly broke b) what do people without children spend their money on c) how can the government expect people to survive off minimum wage jobs?? #thingsidontget

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

I’m cranky: it’s too hot in this house, don’t try to cuddle me. your snoring pisses me off, and you’re sleeping in a diagonal line. I’m 16 weeks pregnant, and I’M on the sofa? fuck u dude.

[Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123]

my son loves Christmas!!! he woke up at 4:30 am and hasn’t gone back to sleep. HES TOO EXCITED! also he had gas... but HES ALSO EXCITED PROBABLY!

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[angel @robbbylee]

ppl are freaking out over the new alcohol breath test that is manditory to take when pulled over and it’s almost like if you didn’t drink and drive you wouldn’t have to worry about it

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

sometimes u just gotta get a snack and take a bath at 1:40am 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

there should be a rule that if you choose not to vaccinate your kids, you should be the one to put them out of their misery when they catch a disease that there’s a way to prevent (vac) but no cure for.

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

when u text your boyfriend and ask him to get u chicken strips and waffles while you’re in the tub 😅

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

We can afford

A 5.7 billion dollar racist wall and Trillions of Dollars in wars.

What we can't afford

Debt free Education
Healthcare for all
Clean water
Reconstructing Puerto Rico
Paying our teachers like college-educated professionals
Feeding the Homeless

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

you know what I love more than sleeping naked? Tyler inviting friends over after work without telling me of his plans 😅 #sorrycurtis

[Dooley noted @racheldooley10]

Unpopular opinion: Kanye’s music isn’t good enough for him to be this annoying

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

These hormones got me shook

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

Ya’ll I’m literally fucking bawling because I’m so goddamn hungry but all my MIL make is nasty ass over cooked pasta with fucking tomato sauce and ground beef - both of which I hate with an intense passion.

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

What a fucking surprise. Pasta with tomato sauce and ground beef 🤢

[Caitlin A. Winkelman @caitlinalders]

I asked my dad this once and he just laughed awkwardly. when I later moved in with my boyfriend, I learned that laugh was a subtle “no”

[Harry Potter World @PotterWorldUK]

How Voldemort came up with his name... probably