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2 school 4 cool (she/her)

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

thank god

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

Draft. Order. Locked. 🔒

The 2026 PWHL Entry Draft order of selection is here! The GOLD Plan winner, the Vancouver Goldeneyes, will select first overall on Wednesday.

Watch the picks roll in beginning at 5PM ET on TSN, Scripps Sports and the PWHL YouTube Channel!
📰 https://t.co/Ei2pRDEYjk

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

hannah bilka whyyyy 💔

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

men who wear cologne I appreciate the desire to not smell like ass however consider me, a girl who gets headaches, may be within 5 feet of you on public transportation and have to breathe through my mouth bc you decided to put on 500 sprays of Musk this morning

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

san jose sharks your warmies of joy and whimsy charmed me, however you beat my team and for that my heart is filled with sadness (wsh did lose an edge and crash right in front of me so that was hilarious)

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

knew even before looking her up that she would be an episcopalian <3 love

[CSPAN @cspan]

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

and i almost didn’t make the effort to drive 7 min to a spot where i could see the aurora omg

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

forgot there would be more revelers out and about bar hopping in the neighborhood this evening and just went on a very shawn and camila quarantine walk w my dog in a groutfit with wet hair bc we were both exhausted from an afternoon hike

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

ran across my work campus backpack and all to catch a shuttle (notoriously on time) just for it to be six minutes late

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

just saw dune and it was amazing but discovered i will never be able to separate christopher walken from his role in hairspray

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

my dog actually does have leash manners ‼️for the small price of 20 beef liver treats per half hour 🙏🤑🐄

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

everyone really should have a job working retail or food service at some point bc whenever i’m like oh what a long day at work (wfh tech job) i just remember it’ll never be as long as my 6 hour closing shift at paciugo gelato caffé lakewood circa 2019

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

Wordle 913 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THE WORDLE WAS MY STARTING WORD

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

i need one of those baby owlet socks for my dog

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

absolutely gobbling up the gossip sesh these two older women are having next to me at the cafe rn

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

overhearing a wildly inaccurate summary of the pacific front of wwII in the world history section of half price books rn

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

Wordle 270 X/6

🟨🟩⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟩🟩🟩⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
:/

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

Wordle 259 2/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
love <3

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

Wordle 239 2/6

⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hehe

[c-a-i-t-l-i-n @caitlinelambert]

succession finale is my super bowl

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

I’m running for governor.

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