Caitlin Erin Malone

I like brunch, Cary Grant, lipstick, sarcasm, craft beer, laughing, new restaurants, museums, books, Excel, hiking, NPR, irony, the Oxford comma, and adventures

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

I don’t have the same rights as my father and brothers.

And men can walk around these streets carte blanche with a gun, badge or no badge.

I’m fucking over it.

#RoevWade #JaylandWalker #HighlandPark #merica

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@peacock your fire tv app won’t launch.

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@theoliveandjune 2 hours with a fan to my nails and used your dry drops and look at that, I start getting ready for bed and destroyed because it wasn’t actually dry. So quick dry means… what exactly?!?!

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@Alex_Schroeder4 are you single? Asking for a friend 🤪

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@EmilySimpson_OC @BravoWWHL Obviously haven’t seen the episode yet, but I’m absolutely adoring you this season. Your commentary on all the BS is superb

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@Yitty @lizzo what’s up with your shipping times? You’re like the only ecommerce that consistently takes 2+weeks if you don’t pay for expedited shipping. I ordered shape wear on 7/14 that I needed by 7/27 and I really didn’t expect it to take until 7/30, but I guess I should’ve😐

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

I had no idea how old I was until I moved into a building with mostly young 20-somethings 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@nemavand just listened to your sit down with @scheana why do diminish your dating history with every girl you’ve ever dated; does it matter if it was 4 dates or 2? It’s irrelevant to bring up and you just sound like a player douche canoe even if you aren’t

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@Andy @LisaVanderpump future of #PumpRules Focus on SUR (Charli) & the sandwich shop (Katie & Ariana) & the other female small biz’s LaLa, Kristina Kelly, Ally starting her astrology business… basically get rid of the toxic men and focus on Women helping Women

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@toesonherbells @Kate_Chastain @BravoTV @peacock Meeeee tooo!

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@lizzo @Yitty please make this exact bodysuit into a swimsuit. #beggingyou #snatched #swimsuitseason #swimsuit

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@howiemandel saying well I like you and you’ve always been a stand up guy, so what if you’ve cheated on your girlfriend with her good friend? 🤯 and then saying the real crime is that someone named Schwartz isn’t a Jew… I know you’re trying to be funny, but no #PumpRules

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

#LoveIsBlindS4 #JackelinaBondsvillian loves that drama, you see it on her face how much she loves having two men fight over her. Poor Marshall, he don’t deserve to be played by such a ratchet.

[USA Water Polo @USAWP]

#WaterPoloPassport 🗺️

🤽‍♀️ U.S. captain @maggiesteffens & @CN_Sabadell win @LENchampions title! 🏆

🤽‍♂️ @matt_farmerwp/@dwoodhead10 & @Amazing_Brick claim 2nd place in domestic leagues heading into playoffs

🤽‍♂️ Max Irving/@johnnyxhooper get key win in Italy
https://t.co/IHWH2LYHW8

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@EmilyAnnLoves They are having a season 2! I’ve seriously thought about wanting to go on it 🤣

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

Oh sweet baby Jesus, did people forget the game is called #TheTraitorsUS? #TheTraitorsReunion

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@EmilyAnnLoves Girl this reminds me of the discussions we had about twilight though🤭🤭

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

Is it me or does Kwame just take all the air in the room? He’s like one step away from tryin be a cult leader #LoveIsBlindS4

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

I don’t think I’m alone in being willing to pay $20/month subscription to a streaming service that catered strictly to paranormal tv🤔 can anyone make that happen? @JackOsbourne @DakotaLaden @KatrinaWeidman #ProjectFear #PortalstoHell #ParanormalTV

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@Kate_Chastain I think it’s James as the voice of reason that’s really shook me I really never did see that one coming. T. S was a smooth narcissist who has rode his white boy privilege, A shoulda dumped him when he threw a temper tantrum over her cocktail book #VanderpumpRules

[Caitlin Erin Malone @caitlinemalone]

@scheana “She doesn’t give a fuck what I want!” Why should she give a fuck about what you want when you haven’t been giving a fuck about how Katie’s been feeling through this divorce? Want a friend, be a friend. #VanderpumpRules #toxic

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